Animal Noises Jokes
3 animal noises jokes and hilarious animal noises puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about animal noises that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Animal Noises Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good animal noises joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Apparently animals make different sounds according to different languages.
For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise
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Snipe Hunting joke
How to make the snipe hunt joke:
A SNIPE HUNT IS A HUNT FOR AN IMAGINARY ANIMAL. IT IS A GAME. BEFORE THE HUNT BEGINS, BROWN BAGS ARE DISTRIBUTED TO THE HUNTERS AND THEY ARE TOLD THAT SNIPES LIVE IN THE WOODS AND ARE ATTRACTED TO NOISE. THE HUNT BEGINS WITH THE HUNTERS GOING INTO THE WOODS AND HITTING STICKS TOGETHER FOR NOISE. p**... AND PAN LIDS CAN ALSO BE USED. THE PLAYERS ARE TOLD TO HOLD THEIR BAGS OPEN SO THAT THE SNIPE CAN JUMP IN AND THEY CAN CATCH IT. THE NOISE MUST BE MAINTAINED IN ORDER TO ATTRACT THE SNIPE.
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Instructions for cleaning the toilet
**Instructions for cleaning the toilet:**
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and s**... it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying herself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the Power-wash pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed she will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
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