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Animal Noises Jokes

4 animal noises jokes and hilarious animal noises puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about animal noises that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Animal Noises Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good animal noises joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A p**... and a little girl are walking into the woods at night

...it's dark and foggy with random strange animal noises off in the distance, and the little girl starts crying "I'm scared"
The p**... responds, "You're scared?!?! I have to walk out all by myself!"

Apparently animals make different sounds according to different languages.

For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
(Try saying that fast!)

Snipe Hunting joke

How to make the snipe hunt joke:
A SNIPE HUNT IS A HUNT FOR AN IMAGINARY ANIMAL. IT IS A GAME. BEFORE THE HUNT BEGINS, BROWN BAGS ARE DISTRIBUTED TO THE HUNTERS AND THEY ARE TOLD THAT SNIPES LIVE IN THE WOODS AND ARE ATTRACTED TO NOISE. THE HUNT BEGINS WITH THE HUNTERS GOING INTO THE WOODS AND HITTING STICKS TOGETHER FOR NOISE. p**... AND PAN LIDS CAN ALSO BE USED. THE PLAYERS ARE TOLD TO HOLD THEIR BAGS OPEN SO THAT THE SNIPE CAN JUMP IN AND THEY CAN CATCH IT. THE NOISE MUST BE MAINTAINED IN ORDER TO ATTRACT THE SNIPE.

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