Animal Knock Knock Jokes
17 animal knock knock jokes and hilarious animal knock knock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about animal knock knock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Animal Knock Knock Short Jokes
Short animal knock knock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The animal knock knock humour may include short cow knock knock jokes also.
- A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
- YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Animal Knock Knock One Liners
Which animal knock knock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with animal knock knock? I can suggest the ones about food knock knock and dog knock knock.
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
Entertaining Animal Knock Knock Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about animal knock knock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knock knock animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make animal knock knock pranks.
The homeless man and the farmer
A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"
How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary
Bedroom animals
A pair of newlyweds are out for drinks with a middle-aged couple who have been married for twenty years.
Having knocked back a few, the older husband turns to the newlyweds and remarks with a wink: "I bet you two are like a couple of rabbits in the bedroom."
The newlyweds laugh awkwardly at this, and then the young husband asks "Well, what kind of bedroom animals are you two then?"
The older husband screws up his face and thinks about it for a moment, then exclaims wryly: "Don't know about me, but Margaret here would have to be a camel: she can go for weeks and weeks without s**...."
Without missing a beat, Margaret replies: "That's funny because I was thinking George here would also be a camel: two humps and it's over."
So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn
"RHINO!"
Yes s**... Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.
I went to an Animal Costume Party with my wife on my back
I knocked on the door and was immediately told I wasn't in costume.
I said that I was and when asked which animal I was I said,
I'm a turtle and on my back, that's Michelle
This big ol' grizzly bear walks up to the bar and orders s drink.
The bartender says "We don't serve wild animals."
Furious at this, the bear loses his cool, starts roaring and r**..., knocking people and tables over. In his fury, he picks up an old woman and eats her down in one bite. Crunch.
Now, a bit sedated, he returns to the bar and says "Come on, man. I could use a beer to wash that down."
Shaking his head, the barman says "No wild animals and no drug addicts "
Confused, the bear says "Drug addicts? What drugs?"
The bartender shrugs. "What about that bar-b**...-you-ate?"
a man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,.
because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'
A guy hears a knock on his door. He opens the door, sees a snail, then picks it up and chucks it as far as possible.
Three years later, he hears a knock on his door, opens the door, and sees the same snail. The snail says, "Hey man, what did you do that for?!"
Road Kill
Driving along An English country road one night and what appeared to be A massive rabbit jumped out in front of the car and bang, I knocked it flying. I stopped the car and went to investigate what I'd hit. The animal was dead so i moved it to the side of the road. Another car pulled up and this guy got out and looked at the road kill then went back to his car and returned with an aerosol can. He sprayed the dead animal and suddenly it jumped up ran a couple of yards turned around and waved, ran some more and turned around and waved again then disappeared into the night. That's amazing I said. What's in the can ? It's hare restorer with A permanent wave he replied.