Animal Football Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
A man is caught with the car full of penguins
the policeman says: "you have to take these animals to the zoo, or else I'll fine you!", the man agrees and leaves. The next day the same policeman again picks up the man with a car full of penguins.
The cop says: "didn't I tell you to take the penguins to the zoo?". The man replies: "I took them, now I'm going to take them to a football game."
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"
Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...
... *he's a keeper*"
As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me
She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal abuse?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...
Which are the best animals at football?
A score-pion
Animal joke
"What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.
During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,
“Where were you during the first half?”
He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
