animal football Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious animal football puns

A British girl meets a guy...

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.

"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"

Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...



... *he's a keeper*"

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As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me

She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal abuse?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...

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Which are the best animals at football?

A score-pion

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Animal joke

"What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"

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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.

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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.


During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,
β€œWhere were you during the first half?”
He replied β€œPutting on my shoes!”.

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What are the most funny Animal Football jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Animal Football? Well, here are the best Animal Football dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Animal Football pick up lines to share with friends.

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