The Best 6 Animal Football Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Animal Football jokes. There are some animal football rodent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these animal football animal knock knock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Animal Football Jokes and Puns

A British girl meets a guy...

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.

"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"

Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...

... *he's a keeper*"

As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me

She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal abuse?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...

Which are the best animals at football?

A score-pion

Animal joke

"What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.


A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.



During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.

But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.

When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,

β€œWhere were you during the first half?”

He replied β€œPutting on my shoes!”.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the animal football animal cruelty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working animal football animal kid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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