Animal Football Jokes

Following is our collection of menagerie humor and rodent one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Animal Football puns for adults, dirty play jokes or clean veterinarian gags for kids.

There is an abundance of peta jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on animal football. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any decide witze you can hear about animal football.

The Best jokes about Animal Football

A British girl meets a guy...

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.

"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"

Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...



... *he's a keeper*"

As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me

She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal abuse?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...

Which are the best animals at football?

A score-pion

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"What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.


During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,
β€œWhere were you during the first half?”
He replied β€œPutting on my shoes!”.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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