Animal Football Jokes
5 animal football jokes and hilarious animal football puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about animal football that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Animal Football Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good animal football joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man is caught with the car full of penguins
the policeman says: "you have to take these animals to the zoo, or else I'll fine you!", the man agrees and leaves. The next day the same policeman again picks up the man with a car full of penguins.
The cop says: "didn't I tell you to take the penguins to the zoo?". The man replies: "I took them, now I'm going to take them to a football game."
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"
Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...
... *he's a keeper*"
As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me
She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal a**...?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...
Which are the best animals at football?
A score-pion
Animal joke
"What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"
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