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Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean
Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.
Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.
Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?
Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.
Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*
Einstein asks: What is it?
Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick
How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
A very upset child.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a cow?
An animal in a...
baaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooood.
An old Russian joke about recruitment
A wolf is going around in the forest talking to animals
Bear, you are to come at 2pm to my lair to be eaten
Yes, wolf
Fox, you are to come at 2pm to my lair to be eaten
Yes, wolf
Hare, you are to come at 2pm to my lair to be eaten
I don't want to
Very well, crossing the hare out
What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have
A nookia
One I made up.....
What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?
KKK Slider
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Two very unhappy animals.
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I've been pretty busy in quarantine
My erotic Animal Crossing fan fiction is going to blow some minds
Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?
Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
A chicken crossing Ethiopia.
What's the second fastest animal?
...
The ethiopian chasing it.
Everybody gangsta till
Animal crossing becomes animal farm
I asked my 7-year-old nephew today if they have Animal Crossing
He thought for a few seconds and responded " No, but we have deers crossing"
Animal Crossing sea bass joke
I caught a sea bass! No, wait - it’s at least a C+!
What do you get when you cross a monkey and donkey?
Beaten by two angry animals
How do animals cross the ocean?
On a Gir-raft.
Your mom's so poor
She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village.
Why didn't the lion cross the road?
Because It was in a zoo that caged its animals.
What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?
...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
