Animal Crackers Jokes
25 animal crackers jokes and hilarious animal crackers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about animal crackers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Animal Crackers Short Jokes
Short animal crackers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The animal crackers humour may include short cracker jokes also.
- I bought a box of animal crackers yesterday... I was about to open it and the box read "Do not eat if seal is broken".
Well I opened it up and sure enough... - Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken.
Credits to my school principal - I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, "Do not eat if seal is broken."
I open the box and sure enough... - I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: "Do not eat if seal is broken".
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Animal Crackers One Liners
Which animal crackers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with animal crackers? I can suggest the ones about corn flakes and dog food.
- Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken.
- Ponder this Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans
- Which animal is the crumbs at the bottom of your animal crackers box? A manatee.
- Are these animal crackers safe to eat? I just noticed that the seal was broken.
- The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
- I found an animal c**... shaped like Jesus... ...it was a snackrificial lamb.
- What do you call an albino lion? Animal c**....
- What do you get when you give away free m**... at a r**... zoo? Iced animal crackers!
Animal Crackers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about animal crackers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean animal bar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make animal crackers pranks.
Mother and son in Grocery store.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal." - collected
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Yo mama is so s**..., when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet.
A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna c**...'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'".
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious.
So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"