Animal Birthday Jokes

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What is a good animal birthday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick

The animator had a birthday party.

Everyone brought gifs.

I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday.

In hindsight, getting them at the taxidermist was probably a bad idea.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Most people can no longer offered to have birthday ballon animals

the cost of inflation has just become way too high

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."

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