The Best 7 Animal Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Animal Birthday jokes. There are some animal birthday 110th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these animal birthday birthdays puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Animal Birthday Jokes and Puns

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

499

- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge

- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge

- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?

Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?

The alligators are all at the birthday party.

- Sally dies anyways. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick

The animator had a birthday party.

Everyone brought gifs.

I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday.

In hindsight, getting them at the taxidermist was probably a bad idea.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Most people can no longer offered to have birthday ballon animals

the cost of inflation has just become way too high


What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

David received a parrot for his birthday.


The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.

Every other word was an obscenity.

Those that werenโ€™t expletives, were to say the least, rude.

David tried hard to change the birdโ€™s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.

He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.

He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.

David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out and said โ€œI believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. Iโ€™ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.โ€

David was astonished at the birdโ€™s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, โ€œMay I ask what did the chicken do?โ€

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the animal birthday floof jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working animal birthday 100th birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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