The Best 14 Angus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Angus jokes. There are some angus hamish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these angus loch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Angus Jokes and Puns

A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is

A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus"

Irish pubs are the best

As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of these claims. The Irishman swore every word was true, but they asked, "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times

A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is.

One student replies "G"

"Why's that Angus?"

Angus joke, A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is.

Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar

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ย "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.ย In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's.ย The landlord goes out of his way for the locals.ย When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth.

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "at my local pub in London, the Red Lion,ย the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, theย moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all theย drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take youย upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

The Irishman swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?" they asked.

"No not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman,
"but it did happen toย me sister quite a few times."

What did the gay cow say just before sex?

STICK IT IN MY ANGUS


What is your favourite alphabet?

A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

Teacher: "What's everyone's favorite letter?"

Student: "The letter G!"

Teacher: "Why is that, Angus?"

Angus joke, Teacher: "What's everyone's favorite letter?"

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

I go into a bar in scotland

The bartender looks rather angry so I go up to him and ask what's up

He says 'you see that bridge over there' pointing outside. I built that. But do they call me Angus the bridge builder. Nooo.

'You see this bar. I built it. Do they call me Angus the bar builder. No.'

'But ye get caught with one goat..."

It's hard when you work at Black Angus

Your whole reputation is at steak.

A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was.

A student raised his hand and said "g"

Why is that Angus??

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What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull...

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ........but they kind of taste like peppermint.

What was the grumpy man's favourite food?

Angus Burger.

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