Angry Mob Jokes

Funniest Angry Mob Short Jokes

Short angry mob jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The angry mob humour may include short angry jokes also.

1. Getting beaten to death by a mob of angry people wouldn't feel very good... But all of that attention sure would.
2. Have ever seen a bunch of people running through a mall to the stores to do Christmas shopping like an angry mob? Now that's the REAL Nightmare Before Christmas.
3. My Great Grandpa nearly died in the holocaust! He was innocently doing his job when he was attacked by an angry mob! Turns out the gas chamber malfunctioned.

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Angry Mob One Liners

Which angry mob one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with angry mob? I can suggest the ones about angry woman and angry birds.

1. What do you call an angry mob of sheep? Users with an old iPhone
2. Why did the accordionist cross the road? To escape from the angry mob of bar patrons.
3. If you're attacked by a mob of angry clowns... go for the juggler.
4. Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot.
5. How do you stop an angry mob of clowns? Go for the juggler.
6. What Would Jesus Do? ...get murdered by an angry mob.
7. What do you call a mob of angry protesters that lost the vote? White Noise
8. The angry, pitchfork-wielding mob actually has a lot of good points. u/phlux

Angry Mob Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about angry mob you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean enraged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make angry mob pranks.