Angry Jokes

Funniest Angry Short Jokes

Short angry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The angry humour may include short furious jokes also.

1. I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
2. My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for her birthday. I don't know why, she said she wanted an ex box.
3. Just found out that "Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh" isn't a real word. I can't tell you how angry I am.
4. 10 years ago today, I married my best friend My wife's still really angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was a great idea
5. I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
6. Was sleeping in my girlfriend's house last night and her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed I was really angry because he is actually really handsome
7. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources" -The Credible Hulk
8. Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer.
9. What happens if you you cross an angry cow with an angry sheep? You get two animals that are in a *baaaad moooood.*
10. My girlfriend is angry with me for incorrectly quoting the Princess Bride Unbelievable!
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Angry One Liners

Which angry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with angry? I can suggest the ones about enraged and pissed off.

1. If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN... They become VERY ANGRY.
2. What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
3. I took a pole and found out that 100% of people were angry when the tent fell down.
4. What do you eat when you're cold and angry? A BRRRR GRRRRR.
5. How do you make a pirate angry? By taking away the P.
6. What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.
7. Why are people so angry at lazy people? We haven't done anything???
8. Some one has stolen my thesaurus. I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.
9. So did you hear about the Angry composer? Apparently, he had a few scores to settle.
10. I don't swear because I'm religious. I swear because I'm angry.
11. What do you call your mother's angry French sister? Your croissant
12. Why was the T-Rex angry? Because he was happy and he knew it...
13. What do you call an angry mob of sheep? Users with an old iPhone
14. What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit.
15. What do you call an angry police man? Beats me.

Angry Wife Jokes

Here is a list of funny angry wife jokes and even better angry wife puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife and kids always look through the window all sad and angry when it rain Maybe I should let them in
• I was relaxing in a Jacuzzi when my wife pointed a finger at me and gave me a really angry look... ... I knew I was in hot water.
• My wife got angry with me for opening a door for her. It almost made me lose control of the car.
• My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks.
• My wife got angry when I said "Samsung"... Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"
• My wife is angry because she thinks I'm letting birds make a home in my beard. They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.
• My wife just sent me to sleep on the couch. It's just like camping, but with a big angry bear in the next room.
• Angry husband filled wife's car with concrete after she changed her surname She could take him to the court. She had.... concrete evidence
• I just proposed to my best friend of 25 years My wife got a bit angry, and Brian also seemed a bit confused
• My wife got angry at me because I didn't hold the door open for her ....Well I was trying to swim to the surface

Angry Woman Jokes

Here is a list of funny angry woman jokes and even better angry woman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
• What do you say to an angry woman sitting at a sewing machine? You seem stressed.
• I was driving down the highway today and saw a woman in the lane next to me reading a novel while driving I was so angry that I stopped texting and flipped her off
• You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
• Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?
• What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels... At least the elephants you could reason with
• Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says "I did it 35 minutes ago."
• A woman gives her husband a cup of tea... And he notices it tastes like dirt.
  Angry, he asks, what kind of tea is this?
  Golf tee
• You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands. If they're pointing a gun at you, she's probably angry.
• An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women...

Husband Wife Angry Jokes

Here is a list of funny husband wife angry jokes and even better husband wife angry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the husband get angry at his wife for cleaning the table? He wrote an important phone number on the dust.

Angry Birds Jokes

Here is a list of funny angry birds jokes and even better angry birds puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an angry singer flipping someone off? A song bird.
• The birds fighting outside remind me of Donald Trump... No matter how angry they get, the most they can muster is angry sounding tweets.
• Whenever I get very angry or if I hurt my self, I shout out the sounds of migratory birds... ...which usually leaves me apologizing to someone for using fowl language.
• What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
  ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.
• What would you call a furious group of girls? Angry Birds!
• What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa? A Bird.

So Angry Jokes

Here is a list of funny so angry jokes and even better so angry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A buddy of mine is one of those flat Earther's. He said he's angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he'll come around.
• What did the doctor say to the angry midget? "I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."
• It gets me very angry to see people fat-shaming Please guys, they have enough on their plate already
• What do you call a huge, angry, green man that cites all his arguments from peer reviewed journals? The credible hulk
• I told my gf the world was flat and she became angry with me I told her she was my world and she got angrier
• My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said "Dad I'm gay" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, "why not Gay+"
• My husband is like the New York subway... He makes me angry, frustrated, and late for work but I still can't help but ride him every day.
• They say 'Whale noises' are meant to be calming... but I've been making them for 10 minutes and all the people at Slimming World seem rather angry with me.
• My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank.
  I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was.
• A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall... I've been in the hospital for 2 days now.

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What funny jokes about angry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grumpy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make angry pranks.