Quirky and Hilarious Angry Birds Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
My wife is angry because she thinks I'm letting birds make a home in my beard.
They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.
What do you call an angry singer flipping someone off?
A song bird.
The birds fighting outside remind me of Donald Trump...
No matter how angry they get, the most they can muster is angry sounding tweets.
Whenever I get very angry or if I hurt my self, I shout out the sounds of migratory birds...
...which usually leaves me apologizing to someone for using fowl language.
What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.
What's one sign you're addicted to Angry Birds?
Whenever you visit the supermarket, you feel sudden and uncontrollable urges to knock over crates. (We have a top 10 of these. Are we allowed to link to this list?)
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an obscenity.
Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.
He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
