Angry Birds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Angry Birds jokes. Read angry birds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these angry birds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Quirky and Hilarious Angry Birds Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

My wife is angry because she thinks I'm letting birds make a home in my beard.

They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.

What do you call an angry singer flipping someone off?

A song bird.

The birds fighting outside remind me of Donald Trump...

No matter how angry they get, the most they can muster is angry sounding tweets.

Whenever I get very angry or if I hurt my self, I shout out the sounds of migratory birds...

...which usually leaves me apologizing to someone for using fowl language.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.

What's one sign you're addicted to Angry Birds?

Whenever you visit the supermarket, you feel sudden and uncontrollable urges to knock over crates. (We have a top 10 of these. Are we allowed to link to this list?)

David received a parrot for his birthday.

The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.

Every other word was an obscenity.

Those that werenโ€™t expletives, were to say the least, rude.

David tried hard to change the birdโ€™s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.

He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.

He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.

David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out and said โ€œI believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. Iโ€™ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.โ€

David was astonished at the birdโ€™s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, โ€œMay I ask what did the chicken do?โ€

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the angry birds puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working angry birds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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