Angry Birds Jokes
15 angry birds jokes and hilarious angry birds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about angry birds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Angry Birds Short Jokes
Short angry birds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The angry birds humour may include short angry jokes also.
- My wife is angry because she thinks I'm letting birds make a home in my beard. They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.
- The birds fighting outside remind me of Donald Trump... No matter how angry they get, the most they can muster is angry sounding tweets.
- Whenever I get very angry or if I hurt my self, I shout out the sounds of migratory birds... ...which usually leaves me apologizing to someone for using fowl language.
- What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.
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Angry Birds One Liners
Which angry birds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with angry birds? I can suggest the ones about birds prey and angry mob.
- What do you call an angry singer flipping someone off? A song bird.
- What would you call a furious group of girls? Angry Birds!
- What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa? A Bird.
Quirky and Hilarious Angry Birds Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about angry birds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birds nests jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make angry birds pranks.
What's one sign you're addicted to Angry Birds?
Whenever you visit the supermarket, you feel sudden and uncontrollable urges to knock over crates. (We have a top 10 of these. Are we allowed to link to this list?)
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an obscenity.
Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.
He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
An illusionist was employed to entertain the guests of a cruise ship.
He had a handful of good tricks he performed quite well and because there was a new audience every other week or so, he didn't have to worry about coming up with new ones. The trouble came when the Captain's talking parrot, after watching the same show time and time again, started to figure the tricks out and then proceed to ruin the shows by shouting out loud things like: - There's a mirror on the side of that box! He's hiding the card up his sleeve! and so on. The illusionist was outraged but could not do anything to the Capitan's beloved pet.One unfortunate night the ship sunk. All that was left was a lifeboat with the parrot on one end, and the illusionist, on the other end, giving the bird occasional spiteful looks. After two days of drifting, during which the parrot wouldn't take his suspecting look off the angry but exhausted man, the bird finally exclaimed: OK, OK, I GIVE UP !!! WHERE IS THE SHIP ???!!!
So a Student walks into a cafeteria where the professors eat...
He goes and sits at their table with them and begins eating his lunch. One professor is not amused and asks the young man: "have you ever seen birds feast alongside cows?"
The student says: "Oh I understand, I guess I should fly away now"
The professor gets angry and decides to plot a plan to fail him on the next exam. So after the exam the professor asks: "I shall ask you a question, and if your answer is reasonable I will award you a high grade, if not, you shall not pass(hehe)"
The student agrees and so the professor asks: "If you had to choose only one between the following, which would you choose? great Wealth or great Knowledge and wisdom?"
The student responds: "Great wealth"
The professor says: "well I would have chosen great Knowledge and wisdom!"
The student then says: "of course, we have both chosen the one thing we lack most"
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Fowl Play
A rooster, A chicken, and a crow walk into a bar. The crow orders a goose island, the Chicken a cocktail, and the rooster a shot of wild turkey. The rooster takes a sip and then tells a joke about a chicken crossing the road. The chicken looks at him in disgust and slams down the cocktail grabs the rooster by the t**... and says you c**... s**... you think that's funny? The rooster tries to crow but can't. The chicken murders the rooster and the crow being to chicken to do anything flys out of the bar. The Chicken goes after the crow but as he is trying to cross the road he hears a loud "Beep, Beep!" and gets hit by a roadrunner instantly dies. The road runner distraught from hitting the chicken goes to the bar and orders a wild coyote, plays angry birds on his iphone and thinks to himself "What a dumb mother clucker".