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Funniest Angrier Than A Short Jokes

Short angrier than a jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The angrier than a humour may include short angry jokes also.

  1. I told my gf the world was flat and she became angry with me I told her she was my world and she got angrier
  2. Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode.
  3. My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race
  4. I wake up happy, slowly get angrier, then eventually start lightening up and by bedtime I've come full circle and am happy one again I've got pi-polar disorder
  5. If I was Jesus I'm not sure what would make me angrier.. The fact that everyone is making my birthday about them
    or that my dad isn't real
  6. No matter how angry you get about something... ... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo.

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Angrier Than A One Liners

Which angrier than a one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with angrier than a? I can suggest the ones about sadder than a and angry woman.

  1. Why are nuns always angrier than priests? Nuns can't have s**...

Angrier Than A Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about angrier than a you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hotter than a jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make angrier than a pranks.

Three guys show up in heaven

Three men end up at the pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter remarks that he was behind schedule and needed each to explain how they died.
The first guy said he was driving to work and he suddenly got the feeling that his wife was cheating on him. He turned around and went straight home and made a complete search of his house. His wife continually denied the affair, and with each denial he grew angrier. Finally, he pushed his refrigerator out his apartment window. His wife was suddenly scared and confessed her affair. The guy was so distraught, he jumped out the very same window to his death.
St. Peter said the death was understandable and let him in.
When the second guy steps up, St. Peter asks how he did. The second guy says, "I was just walking down the street, minding my own business when a refrigerator fell on me. St. Peter lets him in.
The third guy is asked the same question. His response: "I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."

My 1st cake day, here's my favourite joke for you all:

Graffiti artist writes on the wall: Person who wrote this is brilliant and person who read this is a idiot.
Dave (you know Dave, everybody knows Dave) who used to walk by this sign everyday got angrier and angrier whenever he read this sign.
So one day Dave got an amazing idea, so that night he went to that wall. He cleared up the graffiti and wrote.
*Person who wrote this is an idiot & Person who read this is brilliant*

2 Whales [long]

2 Whales, a boy whale and a girl whale, are swimming in the ocean when they see a big whaling vessel. The boy whale freaks out.
"That's the ship that speared my father," the boy whale says to the girl whale. "We must avenge his death. Let's go underneath it and use our blowholes to capsize the boat."
The girl whale agrees, so they swim underneath the ship and blow enough water to tip the boat into the ocean. As the sailors are swimming away to safety, the boy whale gets even angrier and says to the girl whale "we can't let them get away, let's go eat them!"
The girl whale says "look, I went along with the b**..., but I'm not swallowing the s**...."

A dad has 3 daughters and 1 son

They all live in a pretty casual house.
One day, one of his daughters came into his room and said: "Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian."
Fuming, he sends her to her room angrily.
Then comes his 2nd daughter: "Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian too"
The father is now angrier than humanly possible, right then, the 3rd daughter came in: "Um, hey Dad, I'm also lesbian..."
With all the might he can, he shouts: "DOES NOBODY IN THIS d**... HOUSE LIKE BOYS?!"
In comes his son: "Um, hey Dad..."

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver, extremely furious, made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder.

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, "Mama, mama! Look, I'm white!". His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, "Go and tell your auntie what you told me!"
So he ran up to his auntie and said "Auntie, auntie! Look, I'm white!" His auntie got even angrier and belted him, and said "Go and tell your grandmother what you just told me"
So he ran up to his grandmother and said "Grandma, grandma! Look, I'm white". She got even angrier and beat him harder than both his mom and aunt combined.
After she was done, she asked him, "So what have you learned from this?"
And the kid responded, "I've only been white for about ten minutes and I already hate black people".

Two men floating up to heaven...

both sitting on clouds drifting to the great beyond. One looks over at the other and says how did you die?
the man says well, I thought my wife was cheating on me. So I rushed home early from work to catch her in the act.
When I got home, the place seemed empty but she was acting suspicious. So I checked all the closets.
I checked under the bed, in the pantry, in the garage. Nothing! I couldn't find anyone, I was getting angrier and angrier. Finally I went down into the basement and started throwing around boxes and anything a person could hide under. In my rage I had a heart attack and must have died.
The other man shook his head, and said "if you had just looked in the freezer we would both still be alive".

A Parrot with an attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.


The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.
He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!