Angrier Jokes

Following is our collection of calmer humor and wifey one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Angrier puns for adults, dirty furious jokes or clean livid gags for kids.

There is an abundance of quicker jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on angrier. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any nags witze you can hear about angrier.

The Best jokes about Angrier

I told my gf the world was flat and she became angry with me

I told her she was my world and she got angrier

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder.

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, "Mama, mama! Look, I'm white!". His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, "Go and tell your auntie what you told me!"
So he ran up to his auntie and said "Auntie, auntie! Look, I'm white!" His auntie got even angrier and belted him, and said "Go and tell your grandmother what you just told me"
So he ran up to his grandmother and said "Grandma, grandma! Look, I'm white". She got even angrier and beat him harder than both his mom and aunt combined.
After she was done, she asked him, "So what have you learned from this?"
And the kid responded, "I've only been white for about ten minutes and I already hate black people".

A dad has 3 daughters and 1 son

They all live in a pretty casual house.

One day, one of his daughters came into his room and said: "Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian."
Fuming, he sends her to her room angrily.
Then comes his 2nd daughter: "Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian too"
The father is now angrier than humanly possible, right then, the 3rd daughter came in: "Um, hey Dad, I'm also lesbian..."
With all the might he can, he shouts: "DOES NOBODY IN THIS DAMNED HOUSE LIKE BOYS?!"
In comes his son: "Um, hey Dad..."

Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots?

It was in mean median mode.

My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races

But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race


I wake up happy, slowly get angrier, then eventually start lightening up and by bedtime I've come full circle and am happy one again

I've got pi-polar disorder

If I was Jesus I'm not sure what would make me angrier..

The fact that everyone is making my birthday about them

or that my dad isn't real

Why are nuns always angrier than priests?

Nuns can't have sex

No matter how angry you get about something...

... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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