The Best 7 Anglo Saxon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anglo Saxon jokes. There are some anglo saxon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anglo saxon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anglo Saxon Jokes and Puns

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key!

This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.

World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?

A key....

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

Answer: A key.

What do you get when you cross a fisherman with a jazz enthusiast?

An Anglo-Saxon ^^I'm ^^^So ^^^^Sorry

What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him?

Get Offa me


What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke a hole which it has poked before?

A key.

Fun fact: This joke was invented by the Anglo Saxon s in the 10th century. Oldest British joke ever.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's)

Why did God create W.A.S.P's?

Someone has to pay full retail...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anglo saxon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anglo saxon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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