The Best 5 Anglo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anglo jokes. There are some anglo irish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anglo brit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anglo Jokes and Puns

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key!

This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.

If an Anglophone speaks the language of the Angles

what does that make someone who speaks the language of the Saxons?

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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This is actually a really old joke. From the time that people had keyrings that hung from their waist. It was traced to Anglo Saxxon times (10th century).

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke a hole which it has poked before?

A key.

Fun fact: This joke was invented by the Anglo Saxon s in the 10th century. Oldest British joke ever.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anglo kaiser jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anglo saxon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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