Hilarious Fun Anglo Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key!
This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
If an Anglophone speaks the language of the Angles
what does that make someone who speaks the language of the Saxons?
What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?
An Anglo Saxin'
An anglophone student is learning to speak French
…when a black fly lands on his teacher's desk. Regarde le mouche , the student tells his teacher.
It's not LE mouche says the teacher. It's LA mouche .
…the student is impressed: how could you tell? Your eyesight is amazing!
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key.
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This is actually a really old joke. From the time that people had keyrings that hung from their waist. It was traced to Anglo Saxxon times (10th century).
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke a hole which it has poked before?
A key.
Fun fact: This joke was invented by the Anglo Saxon s in the 10th century. Oldest British joke ever.
