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What kind of church does a triangle attend?


Religions are so different. Jews do not recognize Christ. Anglicans do not recognize the Pope.

Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

Stamping out intolerance

A woman walks into the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
What denomination? asks the shop assistant.
Oh, good heavens. Have we really come to this? says the woman. I guess I'll take 50 Catholic and 50 Anglican.

What do you call an Anglican who has a f**... for golden showers?

An E-**p**...**-copalian!

Beings from another world abducted me last night and tried to convert me to Anglicanism.

I guess they were Episcopaliens.

Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None.

They always use candles.

Man dies and goes to Heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven, and St Peter shows him around. They go past one room, and the man asks: ‟Who are all those people in there? ‟They are the Methodists, says St Peter.
They pass another room, and the man asks the same question. ‟They're the Anglicans, says St Peter.
As they're approaching the next room, St Peter says: ‟Take your shoes off and tiptoe by as quietly as you can. ‟Why, who's in there? asks the man. ‟The Catholics, says St Peter. ‟They think that they're the only ones up here.

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