Angler Jokes

Following is our collection of fisherman humor and masterbaiter one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Angler puns for adults, dirty kelp jokes or clean minnow gags for kids.

There is an abundance of catfish jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on angler. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any trout witze you can hear about angler.

The Best jokes about Angler

Why did the anglerfish go to the doctor?

He was feeling lightheaded.

How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?

He was a Good Angler.

What do you call a professional angler?

An afishonado

What do you call a German fisherman?

Angler Merkel

What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?

A master angler.

What fo you call a frozen fisherman?

A 32 degree angler!

When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me:

To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.

I've been an angler for over 40 years in this one lake, but I decided to quit after being issued a fine because of a new law...

...needless to say I was over fishing.

I used to go out with a lady angler.

Until she started to spin me some line.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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