The Best 9 Angler Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Angler jokes. There are some angler masterbaiter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these angler minnow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Angler Jokes and Puns
What do you call a professional angler?
An afishonado
Why did the anglerfish go to the doctor?
He was feeling lightheaded.
How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?
He was a Good Angler.
What do you call a German fisherman?
Angler Merkel
What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?
A master angler.
What fo you call a frozen fisherman?
A 32 degree angler!
When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me:
To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.
I've been an angler for over 40 years in this one lake, but I decided to quit after being issued a fine because of a new law...
...needless to say I was over fishing.
I used to go out with a lady angler.
Until she started to spin me some line.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the angler catfish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working angler trout piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.