Angler Jokes

Find out some of the best Angler Jokes around! Whether you are a fisherman, a fan of the Angler Fish, or just looking for a good laugh, these humorous roe and mackerel puns will make you giggle. Enjoy!

Comedy Angler Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What do you call a professional angler?

An afishonado

Why did the anglerfish go to the doctor?

He was feeling lightheaded.

How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?

He was a Good Angler.

What do you call a German fisherman?

Angler Merkel

What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?

A master angler.

What fo you call a frozen fisherman?

A 32 degree angler!

When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me:

To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.

Angler joke, When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always

I've been an angler for over 40 years in this one lake, but I decided to quit after being issued a fine because of a new law...

...needless to say I was over fishing.

I used to go out with a lady angler.

Until she started to spin me some line.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the angler trout puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working angler angler fish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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