Angle Jokes

Following is our collection of geometry humor and radians one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Angle puns for adults, dirty graph jokes or clean secant gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Angle

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle

I responded, That's not right.


With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.


Precisely, I agreed. If the angle were right it would be 90°.

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting...

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells "We got him!"

A horse walks into a bar and says, On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?

The bartender says, Y, the long face.

How will we truly reach gender equality?

By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.

Wanna hear a physics pun?

If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?


Meteor Meatier joke

God: Hey Angel, did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked? I asked you to make them meatier.

Angel: Make them… a meteor.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

What do you get when two different pairs of similar angles get in a car accident?

a wrecked angle


(This took me one 20 minute shower to think out)

Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted

He's never right

There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat.

He called it his pro-tractor

Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)


Once upon a time, there was a computer

Once upon a time, there was a village idiot. He excelled at doing precisely what he was told to do. However, being an idiot, he never questioned his orders.

His parents convinced the village blacksmith to apprentice the idiot.

The blacksmith explains to the idiot, "Grab a rod with these tongs, and put it on the anvil, and I'll hit it with this hammer." The idiot puts the rod on the anvil OK, but it's at the wrong angle. The blacksmith realizes his instructions were a little vague on that point, and he tries giving clearer directions. But it's no use -- he can't explain it precisely enough for the idiot to hold the rod just right.

So the blacksmith says, "Let's change jobs -- **I'll** position the rod and **you** hit it with the hammer." The instant the blacksmith touches the rod to the anvil, before even he has a chance to position it properly, the idiot starts hammering away at the rod.

Frustrated, the blacksmith thinks to himself -- how can he phrase this so there's NO POSSIBLE WAY the idiot can screw up? Aha!

The blacksmith says: "I am going to put the rod on the anvil -- **do not** hit it. When I nod my head, you hit it."

My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend

Not sure what his angle is

Becky discussing with her friend Karen

Becky: Last week, my uncle was taking pictures of me and asked me to climb up a ladder so he could get a better angle.

Karen: did you do it?.. it was just an excuse to see your panties.

Becky: I know. That's why I took it off before climbing the ladder.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees

I think that's about half right

Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle?

Because its very complementary!

Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert?

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

My first girlfriend gave me a picture she drew with the words "you're my angle."

It might have just been because she was dyslexic but I thought it was acute.


Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Why was Pythagoras not considered a suspect in murder case?

No knew what his angle was.

Why did the anglerfish go to the doctor?

He was feeling lightheaded.

How many puppies and babies does it take to paint a room?

All depends on the speed and angle of the throw.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What's the difference between relaxation and laziness?

The angle of the recliner.

I was going to write a joke about the pentagon...

But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle.

Hey girl, are you an angle?

Cos I'm sinning to know you.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

Because it was over 90°.

Who won the argument between the 20 degree angle and the 90 degree angle

The 90 degree angle because 90 degrees is always right

What do you call a triangle with four sides and a serious drinking problem?

A wrecked angle.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees...

I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle

This dude and his girlfriend are making out on the sofa

After a while it starts getting a bit more intimate and intense. He asks her should we take this to the bedroom? She's thrilled and agrees. Only problem of they couldn't work out the right angle to get the sofa through the door.

My friend and I were having a heated argument about the angle of a triangle

Things got messy and we went off tangent

I'm like a 89° angle

I'm almost normal.

What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck?

The angle becomes a rectangle

Did you hear about angle 57.29

He's rad

Why did the mathematician take so long to take a selfie?

He couldn't figure out acute angle.

Friend just broke all his protractors

He has a real angle management problem

I hate it when kids spell "angel" as "angle"

They're just trying to be edgy.

French Jokes

What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag.

What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away.

Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white.

An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly suicide charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized bombing strike using the full might the American military to obliterate the German (and all the nearby land). The Frenchman gets blown up by the American strike, because he already surrendered and was taken prisoner by the German.

For sale: A French rifle. Never fired, dropped once.

What's the difference between a French soldier and a brain-dead jugghead? The jugghead runs towards the battle.

Inspired by the American president. The French prime-minister ordered his secret service to carry around a locked briefcase that can only be unlocked by the prime-minister in case of an emergency war. Inside is said to be the controls to the national white-flag system.

What's the French military motto? Don't shoot, we surrender.

Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive?

Cos you're acute angle.

A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.

The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls."

The tourists leap out of their seats and crowd to the windows on the right side. This causes a dynamic imbalance, and the plane violently rolls to the side and crashes into the canyon wall. All aboard are lost.

The moral to this episode is: always keep your poles off the right side of the plane.

What do you call a crushed angle?

A RECTANGLE !

Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought....

Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!

Two friends met after a long time. First one said: my wife is an angle.

Second one replied: You are very lucky man. Mine is still alive.

Why was the right angle so smart?

He had 90 degrees.

Did you hear how Satan used to be an angle up in heaven?

He was acute until he took a 180.

What happened to the pentagon which lost an angle?

It got squared up.

A woman goes to the ER with a vibrator stuck inside her. After careful examination, the doctor tells her:

"Miss, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news... The vibrator is stuck in a way that we will need to operate to remove it.
Good news... >!It sits at an angle where I will be able to change the batteries for you.!<

Angle: so what your saying is you want me to put hair on the outside, and milk on the inside?

God: yep

Angel: ...OH! Well if you wanted me to make another mammal then why didn-

God: Nope

Angel: Wait what?

God: were making coconuts.

How did the man hope to measure his hopelessness?

He searched for the the sin of his angle of depression.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The TRYangle.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

I was out by Starbucks today and saw a woman taking a picture of her food. she was there for 45 minutes trying to get the perfect angle,

Then I realized I just started at a woman from across the room for 45 minutes.

What do you call a pentagon with one corner broken?

A wrecked angle.

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie?

It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.

Why was the Angle freezing?

Because it was less than 32 degrees!

Taking the side length that's opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon.

It's considered a sin.

Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight?

He looks all right now.

You know why the 89 degree angle went to school?

He was missing his master's degree.

What was served at the mathematicians' banquet?

Angle hair pasta and prime rib.

Girl, are you 90°?

Because from this angle, you are not acute.

What do they make polygons wear on probation?

an angle monitor

Angle a=5 degree, Angle b= 85 degree

A friend of angle a: angle b is too large!


Angle a: THAT'S A HUGE COMPLIMENT!!

There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle"

but most episodes just went off on tangents

You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking?

He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle.

I've been an angler for over 40 years in this one lake, but I decided to quit after being issued a fine because of a new law...

...needless to say I was over fishing.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

My angle of depression

is obtuse.

Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle

because you're kindacute.

You may have known about Raphael, the Angel of Healing

But did you know of his brother, Graphael, the Angle of Graphing?

[Original] What do you call an angle that just got memed on?

A rekt-angle.

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right.

What did the squiggly line say to the angle?

Your acute.
(Squiggly line because gay because squiggly line =/= straight)

What do you call a lawn mower that lets you mow grass at an angle?

A protractor.

There is a single man who is blind and poor

One day an angle says the man;
Tell me your wish and i will make it happen

- i want to see my billionare son

Someone asked me what my angle was on agriculture..

I said I'm pro tractor

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