The Best 17 Angina Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Angina jokes. There are some angina pretty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these angina hypertension puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Angina Jokes and Puns

A couple at the nursing home

So two residents at the old age home are about to hook up. They're getting all hot and heavy in the woman's room.

Suddenly, she stops and says to the man, "Before we go any further, I should tell you I have acute angina."

To which the man replies reassuringly, "At my age, I don't care *what* it looks like."

A fantastic joke from local English comedian Tony Wallace

A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's appointment went.

"He hit on you? No Gran, I'm sure he was just being nice."

A few seconds pause.

"No Gran, he said you had acute angina."

I think my cardiologist is in to me

He said I had acute angina

Wife has chest pains and is examined at ER

Doc comes out and says to husband,
"She has acute angina"

Husband says, "I know.....I know..but what is wrong with her?"

An old man and woman meet at a nursing home and decide to get married...

The nursing home doctor suggests they each get a physical before tying the knot.

The doctor examines the woman first. When the man comes in, the doctor tells him, "before we begin, I should tell you that your fiancee has acute angina."

"I know, doc. I've seen it several times already. That's why I'm marrying her!"


My Granny thought the Doctor was hitting on her after her medical....

Apparently Her hearing is going and she's got Acute Angina.

A very old couple gets married and on their wedding night...

....they're getting ready for bed and this will be the first time they've ever slept with each other.

The woman comes out of the bath room and her husband is already in bed.

She drops her night gown and says "I should warn you, I have acute angina"

The old man says "I sure hope so cuz those tits are nasty"

Angina joke, A very old couple gets married and on their wedding night...

A 80 year old woman comes home from the doctor and her husband asks her how how the exam went.

The woman says The doctor said I have acute angina to which the husband replies I know you do but what does that have to do with a heart exam?

The Prostitute

A prostitute is recently diagnosed with heart trouble but decides to go to "work" anyway.

She is approached by a potential customer and tells him, "It's gonna be 50 dollars, but I have to tell you, I have acute angina."

He replies, "Well I hope so, because your face is kind of ugly."

Toughest time of my Life

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.

I think my doctor is trying to come on to me...

He said I had a cute angina.

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My wife was recently submitted to hospital with chest pains.

The consultant said, "Mr Smith, your wife has acute angina"
I said, "Yes I know that, but how's her heart ?"

A guy takes his wife to the doctor.

He tells the doctor that she is having chest pains. The doctor examined her and told her husband she has acute angina. The husband says I think so too, what do you think of her tits?

angina. you know what that word sounds like?

chest pain.

A husband and wife have been married two weeks...

when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest. The husband suggests that she visit the doctor. She arranges the appointment and goes the next day.

The doctor calls the husband the next day and says, "Sir, you're wife has acute angina." The husband replies, "You don't have to tell me twice, doc. Whats the bad news?"

There once was a lady from China..

Who got diagnosed with angina.
She went to her Gyno

who said "what do I know"?
My degree is from North Carolina.

Angina joke, There once was a lady from China..

I m married a girl with acute angina...

After a couple of kids it was gone.

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