Angered Jokes

29 angered jokes and hilarious angered puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about angered that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Angered Short Jokes

Short angered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The angered humour may include short danger jokes also.

  1. I angered two people by calling them hipsters... Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
  2. My therapist told me a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them I did that, and it really worked! But I'm wondering, what do I do with the letters?
  3. I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank I have no words to describe my anger
  4. How to anger lord of the rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"
  5. A woman's anger is like a Check Engine light... There's no easy way to know what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
  6. Sorry is a really weird word. If a normal person says it, your anger is gone but if a doctor says it, you are gone.
  7. My therapist told me to listen to classical music before work to help with my anger management issues. This morning I woke up and chose violins.
  8. There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage.
  9. Bernie Sanders was asked why he is still in the race and he responded "there are still some states left for me." Those states are Denial, Anger, Grief, Bargaining and Acceptance.
  10. I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

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Angered One Liners

Which angered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with angered? I can suggest the ones about wild and threat.

  1. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance Saturday, Sunday
  2. I received a flier on anger management the other day I lost it
  3. My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. I lost it.
  4. My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it.
  5. Someone gave me a book on anger Management I lost it
  6. My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it.
  7. My son broke my only glasses out of anger I could never look at him the same
  8. A guy on the street stopped me to give me a flier on anger management. I lost it.
  9. What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!
  10. Someone at school stole my thesaurus. My anger is indescribable.
  11. 2016 Denial 2017 Anger
    2018 Bargaining
    2019 Depression
    2020 Acceptance
  12. I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management. I just lost it.
  13. What would Jesus say if you angered him? "I'm Crossed."
  14. Why do T Rexes have such bad anger issues? Because their fathers never hugged them.
  15. Why is anger the new hip emotion? It's all the rage.

Angered joke, Why is anger the new hip emotion?

Silly & Ridiculous Angered Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about angered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean animated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make angered pranks.

Two magicians walk into a bakery

The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."

After seeing my new tattoo, my angered wife retaliated by getting a breast reduction...

t**... for tat.

An old man found a box in his attic.

Inside were two knit bonnets and $250,000. He went to his wife and asked if she knew anything about it. She explained, "Every time I was mad at you, I'd knit a bonnet." The man was happy to find that, in 40 years of marriage, he'd only angered his wife twice. "OK, that explains the bonnets, but what about the money?" the old man asked. His wife smiled and said,"That's from selling all the bonnets I've made over the years."

A girl with a peg leg goes to her high school dance...

And she is slowly walking around, sad that nobody wanted to dance with her. Right before she was about to leave a boy with a wooden eye walks up and asks her to dance. To which she replies
"Would I! Would I!"
The boy is angered anD snaps back at her.
"Peg Leg! Peg Leg!

A ghost floats into a bar

He stops at the bar and says Barkeep, I'll take a glass of your finest wine.
The bartender doesn't respond.
The ghost is angered and says, Your finest wine, or I'm going to haunt your bar.
Still no response from the bartender.
The ghost says, Hey buddy, what's your problem??
The bartender looks at him and says, We don't serve spirits here.

A dying man lie in bed with his wife beside him

As he lay, he turned and looked to his wife and said "My dear wife, I must make a confession"
"There is no need." She said
"No" the man replied. "I must tell you before I die."
"If you must." She said.
"I slept with not only you but your mother, your best friend, her best friend, our daughter, and many other women." He told her.
His wife, not angered by this, turned to him and said.
"I know. Now just rest and let the poison do its work."

I think I might have accidentally angered my doctor during my physical...

He told me, "That does it! The gloves are coming off!"

A British spy, Irish spy and Scottish spy are captured by the n**...

Just as the n**... are about to open fire, the British spy shouts
and all the n**... run, allowing the British spy to escape
Angered, they return, and prepare to shoot the Scottish spy when he shouts
and all the n**... run, allowing the Scottish spy to escape
The n**... return again, angry, to kill the Irish spy when he shouts

Slightly adapted for translation

A black guy walks into a gun shop and asks the fellow behind the counter:
-Do you have rifles?
-Do you have shotguns?
Confused, the black guy exits the shop and realizes the shop has all those items on display. Angered, he runs in and confronts the seller:
-What do you have against black people?!
-Rifles, shotguns, pistols...

I keep seeing references to F. Scott Fitzgerald.

I don't know who this Scott Fitzgerald fellow is but he sure angered a lot of people.

Semper Fi, Motherf*****

A Taliban division is patrolling the desert when, over a nearby dune, they hear a voice call out "One Marine is worth 10 Taliban." The Taliban commander sends 10 of his men over the dune, and a gun battle ensues, then silence.
Then the voice laughs and says "One marine is tougher than 100 Taliban." Angered, the commander sends 100 of his troops over the dune. A fierce gun battle breaks out, then silence.
Then the voice once again calls out: "The Taliban are wimps. One Marine can smash 1000 of you cowards!" Enraged, the commander sends 1000 of his best men over the dune. Bullets are flying everywhere, grenades exploding left and right, and then silence again.
Then, through the smoke, one badly wounded Taliban soldier crawls back over the dune. He looks at his commander and says "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There are actually TWO of them!"

Angered joke, Semper Fi, Motherf*****