Anger Management Jokes
32 anger management jokes and hilarious anger management puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anger management that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Anger Management Short Jokes
Short anger management jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anger management humour may include short anger issues jokes also.
- My therapist told me to listen to classical music before work to help with my anger management issues. This morning I woke up and chose violins.
- It's best to hire people with anger issues into high positions Most of them have already had management training
- Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management? He had a bad ALTOtude problem.
- An eye is going to anger management The counselor asks the eye why are you currently in anger management? To which the eye responds Eyelash out at people when I get angry and I can't stop.
- Hopefully I will win the Biggest Improvement award at the anger management ceremony. The competition is fierce.
- I'm starting an anger management group for mechanical engineers. I'm calling it Machine Against the Rage
- Cellphone Anger Management Some people get angry when their cell phone runs out of power: they just need to find an outlet.
- Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush! - A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.
- I went to an anger management class once. But the teacher looked at me funny and it all kicked off.
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Anger Management One Liners
Which anger management one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anger management? I can suggest the ones about anger and angry woman.
- I received a flier on anger management the other day I lost it
- Someone gave me a book on anger Management I lost it
- What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!
- I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management. I just lost it.
- So I just started anger management Apparently it's all the rage right now
- Why did the vegan get sent to anger management? He had a bad tempeh...
- Great Place to Deal with Anger Management
Amusing Anger Management Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about anger management you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anger management pranks.
Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)
Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.
After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.
Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?
The wife & I have just been to the cinema to see that film, Suffragette.
Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.
Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park, we rushed in and caught the credits.
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I took this art class and the teacher said, draw anything.
So, of course, your boy likes wordplay, so I decided to draw water.
I call the teacher over to look at my artwork that I finished and she said, You didn't draw anything.
I said Yes I did.
She said, No you didn't.
I said Um... last time I checked, water was clear, so I guess you didn't see it.
The teacher must've had some anger management issues because she grabbed my canvas, threw it on the ground, and started jumping on it. After the third jump, she tripped and fell right on her a**....
I said, Oof, be careful... Water is slippery.
Woman Talks
An elderly couple talk in the evening: Honey,
I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
And that helps? Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.
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Trump blasts Greta Thunberg.
So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!
Someone stole my anger management medication...
You can probably guess how I feel about it.
My friend gave me the phone number for an Anger Management Counselor the other day
I admit, I lost it
Dolf is the weatherman at KTVY, the local CBS affiliate in Kansas City.
He's also a closet communist, and has a bit of an anger management problem. During their Christmas Eve broadcast Dolf forecasts a cold and rainy Christmas day, then turns it over to Erin, the anchor he's been dating for the past few months:
"Dolf, are you sure its just rain for tomorrow? I bet everyone's praying for a little snow tonight!"
"No no Erin, just rain for tomorrow"
"Are you sure we can't look forward to a white Christmas?"
"NO! RUDOLF THE RED KNOWS RAIN, DEAR!"