The Best 29 Anger Management Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anger Management jokes. There are some anger management decision making jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anger management financial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anger Management Jokes and Puns

I received a flier on anger management the other day

I lost it

My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day.

I lost it.

My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week...

I lost it.

Someone gave me a book on anger Management

I lost it

My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management

I lost it.


A guy on the street stopped me to give me a flier on anger management.

I lost it.

My therapist told me to listen to classical music before work to help with my anger management issues.

This morning I woke up and chose violins.

Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)

Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.

Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.

After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.

Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?

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As part of my anger management counseling my therapist said I should "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."

So I did, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

The wife & I have just been to the cinema to see that film, Suffragette.

Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.

Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park, we rushed in and caught the credits.

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

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I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management.

I just lost it.

So I just started anger management

Apparently it's all the rage right now

I took this art class and the teacher said, draw anything.

So, of course, your boy likes wordplay, so I decided to draw water.

I call the teacher over to look at my artwork that I finished and she said, You didn't draw anything.

I said Yes I did.

She said, No you didn't.

I said Um... last time I checked, water was clear, so I guess you didn't see it.

The teacher must've had some anger management issues because she grabbed my canvas, threw it on the ground, and started jumping on it. After the third jump, she tripped and fell right on her ass.

I said, Oof, be careful... Water is slippery.

It's best to hire people with anger issues into high positions

Most of them have already had management training

Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management?

He had a bad ALTOtude problem.

An eye is going to anger management

The counselor asks the eye why are you currently in anger management? To which the eye responds Eyelash out at people when I get angry and I can't stop.

Woman Talks

An elderly couple talk in the evening: Honey,
I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
And that helps? Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.

Hopefully I will win the Biggest Improvement award at the anger management ceremony.

The competition is fierce.


I'm starting an anger management group for mechanical engineers.

I'm calling it Machine Against the Rage

Why did the vegan get sent to anger management?

He had a bad tempeh...

Cellphone Anger Management

Some people get angry when their cell phone runs out of power: they just need to find an outlet.

Trump blasts Greta Thunberg.

So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back.

How do you manage your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet seat...

Husband: How does it help

Wife: I use your toothbrush!

A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.

I went to an anger management class once.

But the teacher looked at me funny and it all kicked off.

Someone stole my anger management medication...

You can probably guess how I feel about it.

My friend gave me the phone number for an Anger Management Counselor the other day

I admit, I lost it

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