Angels Baseball Jokes

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A baseball pitcher is walking home...

after a long and exhausting game. Suddenly, bright lights appear in the sky directly above him, and a beautiful angel descends from above, wearing an umpire's mask and a catcher's mitt.
The pitcher looks up, gapes and thinks, "Heavens! She's so pretty."
Without skipping a beat, his shoulders slump back, his grin shines out of his mouth, he winks and says, "Hey baby. Wanna play some catch? Looking up at you makes me want to throw up."

What's the difference between the President of the United States and the management staff of a Los Angeles baseball team?

One of them drafts Dodgers. The other dodges drafts.

Los Angeles is so embarrassed by their baseball team, the Angels

so much so, they changed the city's name to Spanish to avoid association. They now have another team called the Dodgers

Big trade news in baseball today...

Jose Fernandez was traded to the Angels.

Two old baseball fans

Two old guys, Bob and Steve, are huge fans of baseball. As in, that was all they ever talked about. Bob was on his deathbed, when Steve told him something.
"Bob," he said, "When you get to Heaven, could you let me know if they have baseball in Heaven?"
Bob said "yes" and then passed away.
Three weeks later, as a still-grieving Steve was falling asleep, a sudden light from high up in heaven (!) shined down on him, and an angel from the lord was sent to Steve.
"Hey Steve," the angel, who was revealed to be Bob, said, "Great news!"
"Bob! What is it?!" Steve said.
"I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that they *do have* baseball in Heaven."
"Whats the bad news?"
"You're pitching next week."

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