Angelina Jokes

21 angelina jokes and hilarious angelina puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about angelina that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Angelina Short Jokes

Short angelina jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The angelina humour may include short divorce jokes also.

  1. Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist. 'No, just flowers today'.
  2. Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.
  3. Why did Angelina Jolie hire a hitman to kill her? Because her family wouldn't have handled the youth in Asia.
  4. Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.
  5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are fighting over the custody of their adopted Ethiopian child. Although eventually one of them will lose and have to keep her.
  6. Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D
    (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)
  7. Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy? She just had this breastless feeling.
  8. My wife said to me, "Would you rather have s**... with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?" I said, "Yes."
  9. My girlfriend asked me, Would you rather have s**... with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis? I said, Of course.

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Angelina One Liners

Which angelina one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with angelina? I can suggest the ones about valentine and unhappy.

  1. Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
  2. Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches? Because of the "Pit"
  3. What do a stuffed olive and Angelina Jolie have in common? they've both had a pit in them
  4. Brad and Angelina gave us Brangelina. Now we have Shitstorm to talk about.
  5. What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit
  6. Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
  7. Angelina Joilet Angelina Joilet sitting on the toilet
  8. So Angelina wants her marriage to Brad Pitt to be made Null and Voigt.
  9. Angelina Jolie to divorce Brad Pitt Bradxit
  10. Have you heard about Angelina Jolie's new film about abortion? It's called w**... Raider.

Angelina joke, Have you heard about Angelina Jolie's new film about abortion?

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Angelina Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about angelina you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make angelina pranks.

Hall pass

My wife is really not too bright. We have this system where we have what's called a "hall pass" where you get to have s**... with any two people in the whole world, as long as your spouse agrees to it.
Now, I picked Angelina Jolie and Christie Brinkley. But my wife, she picked the Mexican guy that mows our lawn and his brother! Out of all the people in the world.

Angelina joke, Have you heard about Angelina Jolie's new film about abortion?