Angelina Jokes

Following is our collection of halloweenie humor and divorce one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Angelina puns for adults, dirty brewers jokes or clean zac gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Angelina

My wife said to me, "Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"

I said, "Yes."

Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!

They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

My girlfriend asked me, Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?

I said, Of course.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"


Why did Angelina Jolie hire a hitman to kill her?

Because her family wouldn't have handled the youth in Asia.

Brangelina is no more.

And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.

Have you heard about Angelina Jolie's new film about abortion?

It's called Womb Raider.

What do a stuffed olive and Angelina Jolie have in common?

they've both had a pit in them

Brad and Angelina gave us Brangelina.

Now we have Shitstorm to talk about.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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