The Best 5 Angeli Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Angeli jokes. There are some angeli bottomless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these angeli made puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Angeli Jokes and Puns

Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist.

'No, just flowers today'.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why did Angelina Jolie hire a hitman to kill her?

Because her family wouldn't have handled the youth in Asia.

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick :D

(modified joke originally from Sickipedia)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the angeli tired jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working angeli jolie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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