Unearthly Funniest Angeli Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist.
'No, just flowers today'.
Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?
Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?
Because of the "Pit"
Why did Angelina Jolie hire a hitman to kill her?
Because her family wouldn't have handled the youth in Asia.
Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?
For her lipstick :D
(modified joke originally from Sickipedia)