The Best 9 Aneurysm Jokes

Following is our collection of Aneurysm jokes which are very funny. There are some aneurysm gracias jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aneurysm neural puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm?

Different Strokes

Dumb Nirvana Joke

I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.

87 year old man makes love to a 20 year old girl

Halfway through, he as aneurysm but finishes strong. The girl goes to visit him at the hospital.

Girl: I didn't know you had it in you! I'm impressed!

Man: I've still got some strokes left.

I thought i had a brain aneurysm.

My neurologist told me it was all in my head.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.


I had a brain aneurysm recently...

It was a really mindblowing experience.

So I asked my Dad, "What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"

"Probably a tumor."

Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm?

He's currently in a vegetative-state.

A guy with an aneurysm walks into a bar...

He died a week after.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aneurysm neurons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aneurysm brain piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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