Aneurysm Jokes

Following is our collection of mindblowing humor and gracias one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aneurysm puns for adults, dirty arteries jokes or clean neural gags for kids.

There is an abundance of neurons jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on aneurysm. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any brain witze you can hear about aneurysm.

The Best jokes about Aneurysm

What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm?

Different Strokes

Dumb Nirvana Joke

I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.

87 year old man makes love to a 20 year old girl

Halfway through, he as aneurysm but finishes strong. The girl goes to visit him at the hospital.

Girl: I didn't know you had it in you! I'm impressed!

Man: I've still got some strokes left.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

I thought i had a brain aneurysm.

My neurologist told me it was all in my head.


So I asked my Dad, "What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"

"Probably a tumor."

I had a brain aneurysm recently...

It was a really mindblowing experience.

Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm?

He's currently in a vegetative-state.

A guy with an aneurysm walks into a bar...

He died a week after.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes