Playful Aneurysm Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm?
Different Strokes
Dumb Nirvana Joke
I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.
87 year old man makes love to a 20 year old girl
Halfway through, he as aneurysm but finishes strong. The girl goes to visit him at the hospital.
Girl: I didn't know you had it in you! I'm impressed!
Man: I've still got some strokes left.
I thought i had a brain aneurysm.
My neurologist told me it was all in my head.
What did the blonde medical student die from?
An aneurysm.
I had a brain aneurysm recently...
It was a really mindblowing experience.
So I asked my Dad, "What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"
"Probably a tumor."
Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm?
He's currently in a vegetative-state.
A guy with an aneurysm walks into a bar...
He died a week after.
