Anesthetic Jokes

Following is our collection of abscess humor and anaesthesia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anesthetic puns for adults, dirty surgeries jokes or clean operation gags for kids.

There is an abundance of cavity jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on anesthetic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lug witze you can hear about anesthetic.

The Best jokes about Anesthetic

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said:

"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

Yes, very brave

I went to the dentist to have a tooth removed, as I was in a rush I said, 'Look I don't want any anesthetic, no laughing gas, I just want you to remove the tooth as quickly as possible'. 'That's very brave of you sir', said the dentist. 'Now which tooth is it?'. I turned to my wife and said, 'Go on honey tell him which tooth'

Once I saw a man try to reverse his vesectomy without any anesthetic...

It was nuts.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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