Anesthesiologist Jokes

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Funniest Anesthesiologist Short Jokes

Short anesthesiologist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anesthesiologist humour may include short anesthesia jokes also.

  1. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was... ether/oar situation.
  2. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.
  3. Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle... It was an ether/oar situation.
  4. My grandpop always used to say "The first rule of theater is to always leave them wanting more"... ...great man. Terrible anesthesiologist.
  5. An anesthesiologist asks his colleague, "Man I borrow some chloroform?" "Knock yourself out."
  6. How many anesthesiologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Anesthesiologists don't screw in lightbulbs.
    They screw in the call room.
  7. My grandfather used to say... Every time someone dies, somewhere else someone is born.
    A wonderful man.
    Terrible anesthesiologist.
  8. A technician is called to inspect q gas leak at an anesthesiologist's office Upon arrival, he said: "Huh, this smells like chlorofor".
  9. What's the difference between Bill Cosby and an anesthesiologist? At least Bill Cosby gives you cab-fare after he puts you to sleep
  10. My dad always said " First rule of theater is always leave them wanting more"
    Good actor, bad anesthesiologist.

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Anesthesiologist One Liners

Which anesthesiologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anesthesiologist? I can suggest the ones about surgery anesthesia and physician.

  1. What kind of doctor was Dr. Huxtable on the Cosby Show? Anesthesiologist
  2. I'm an anesthesiologist. I get to pass gas for a living.
  3. I hate listening to anesthesiologists tell stories. They always put me to sleep
  4. Anesthesiologists are so boring. They put me to sleep.
  5. Aren't anesthesiologists such boring people? They put me to sleep. That's for sure.
  6. Why do anesthesiologists excel at math? Cause they are good with numbers.
  7. The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb.

Anesthesiologist joke, The Anesthesiologist has become

Delightful Fun Anesthesiologist Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about anesthesiologist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean neurosurgeon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anesthesiologist pranks.

So, apparently Rand Paul was s**... punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was s**... punched, but neither man was badly hurt.
Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...

A man and a woman meet up for s**...

The man, who had really enjoyed himself asks the woman afterwards, "Are you a nurse?" The woman replies "Yes I am. How did you know?" The man answers "because you took care of me so well." The woman then asks him "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He answers proudly, "Yes. How did you know?" The woman replies, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

First Time

A man is in an operating room for a hernia operation. The anesthesiologist starts counting him down from 10. He gets to 9, and the surgeon turns to the anesthesiologist and says, "Well, wish me luck, this is my first s**... change operation!"
Hours later, the man awakes in recovery with a complete panic, but he doesn't remember why. The surgeon comes in and explains it to him.
True story...LOL!

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural...

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural (or any pain meds at all).
I asked if the tattoo was the reason, and the anesthesiologist said no, it's because your wife is the one giving birth, not you, sir.

Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be."

"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."

Silly Russian joke

Flight attendant is making an announcement:
*-Is there an anesthesiologist on board?*
Some bloke says:
*-I am anesthesiologist!*
The flight attended tells him to come to seat 12A. He comes to the seat 12A and there is another bloke pouring v**... into plastic cups. He says:
*-Hey, mate. I am a surgeon. Not used to drinking without my anesthesiologist.*

Anesthesiologist joke, My grandfather used to say...