The Best 17 Anesthesiologist Jokes

Following is our collection of Anesthesiologist jokes which are very funny. There are some anesthesiologist hernia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anesthesiologist anesthetic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation.

So, apparently Rand Paul was sucker punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was sucker punched, but neither man was badly hurt.

Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...

A man and a woman meet up for sex

The man, who had really enjoyed himself asks the woman afterwards, "Are you a nurse?" The woman replies "Yes I am. How did you know?" The man answers "because you took care of me so well." The woman then asks him "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He answers proudly, "Yes. How did you know?" The woman replies, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

An anesthesiologist asks his colleague, "Man I borrow some chloroform?"

"Knock yourself out."

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural...

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural (or any pain meds at all).

I asked if the tattoo was the reason, and the anesthesiologist said no, it's because your wife is the one giving birth, not you, sir.


First Time

A man is in an operating room for a hernia operation. The anesthesiologist starts counting him down from 10. He gets to 9, and the surgeon turns to the anesthesiologist and says, "Well, wish me luck, this is my first sex change operation!"

Hours later, the man awakes in recovery with a complete panic, but he doesn't remember why. The surgeon comes in and explains it to him.

True story...LOL!

Silly Russian joke

Flight attendant is making an announcement:
*-Is there an anesthesiologist on board?*
Some bloke says:
*-I am anesthesiologist!*
The flight attended tells him to come to seat 12A. He comes to the seat 12A and there is another bloke pouring vodka into plastic cups. He says:
*-Hey, mate. I am a surgeon. Not used to drinking without my anesthesiologist.*

I'm an anesthesiologist.

I get to pass gas for a living.

No Bedside Manner

I'd never had surgery, and I was nervous. This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure, the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … Heck, he continued, you have 
a better chance of dying from the 
anesthesia than the surgery itself.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and an anesthesiologist?

At least Bill Cosby gives you cab-fare after he puts you to sleep

Anesthesiologists are so boring.

They put me to sleep.

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Aren't anesthesiologists such boring people?

They put me to sleep. That's for sure.

My dad always said

" First rule of theater is always leave them wanting more"

Good actor, bad anesthesiologist.

After arriving home from Bring Your Kid to Work day

My son turned to me and said, you have the most boring job ever. All you do is put people to sleep all day ...I'm an anesthesiologist

I once met an anesthesiologist for a brain surgeon.

They said the pay was great, but the work was mind numbing.

what does the ominous anesthesiologist say when walking in to see a patient?

NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB (in the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

An anesthesiologist walks into a bar...

and goes to buy a drink. He sits next to a lonely, beautiful blonde and offers to buy her one too. After a couple hours they head back to her place and they have coitus. Next morning during coffee, she asks him: "Hey, are you an anesthesiologist?". He looks at her and says "Yea, why?" She goes: "I knew it! Last night I couldn't feel a thing!"

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