Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Anemones Jokes
If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...
... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.
So there's this mollusk
And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"
Why is it so hard to figure out who killed the Great Barrier Reef?
It had a lot of anemones.
Hermit c**... have been known to have symbiotic relationships with sea anemones.
The c**... let the anemones ride around on their shells and will even share food with them.
It's a prime example of keepng your friends close and your anemones closer.
What advice did the clown fish give?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.
'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'
What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?
"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"
What do you call fish that don't get along?
Anemones
