The Best 7 Anemones Jokes

Following is our collection of Anemones jokes which are very funny. There are some anemones tentacles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anemones moray puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Anemones Jokes and Puns

If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...

... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.

So there's this mollusk

And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"

What advice did the clown fish give?

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.

'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'

Why is it so hard to figure out who killed the Great Barrier Reef?

It had a lot of anemones.


What do you call fish that don't get along?

Anemones

What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anemones squids jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anemones trident piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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