Anemones Jokes

Following is our collection of vessel humor and tentacles one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anemones puns for adults, dirty fronds jokes or clean moray gags for kids.

There is an abundance of squids jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on anemones. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any trident witze you can hear about anemones.

The Best jokes about Anemones

Um, there's a mollusk, see?

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see?

And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they... I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I... There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...

... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.

So there's this mollusk

And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"

What advice did the clown fish give?

Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.

A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.

'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'


Why is it so hard to figure out who killed the Great Barrier Reef?

It had a lot of anemones.

What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

What do you call fish that don't get along?

Anemones

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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