Anemone Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What happened when the clown-fish tried to fast travel?

You cannot fast travel when anemone is nearby.

What do you call a friendly immobile sea creature that offers you food and lodging?

An amenable anemone with amenities.

Two fish are in a tank...

...And one fish says "you man the guns, I'l drive!"

(laugh track)

Suddenly, the fish points to the horizon and says "What is that over there?" The other fish then exclaims "That's anemone! I can sea him!"

[OC] Does the Clown Fish have an enemy?

Anemone is its friend.

I wanted to be friends with...

Hoping to become friends, I started talking to a sea anemone. After a couple minutes of talking, I asked him about his family, and he became hostile.

It was a touchy topic.


What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."'s like what the mussel said to the clam...

I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"

I lost all my exotic sea creatures

And I can't buy them back because I don't have anemone.

I thought the sea urchin was my friend

but it was anemone.

What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

What do fish say when they are playing Call Of Duty?

I Sea Anemone.

Im really sorry.

"What's the biggest complaint a sea anemone gets on dates?"

"They're too touchy feely."

"That's gotta sting."

What are the funniest anemone jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Anemone? Well, here are the best Anemone puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Anemone pick up lines to share with friends.


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