Anemone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anemone jokes. Read anemone octopus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anemone mollusk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Heartwarming Anemone Jokes that Make You Laugh

What happened when the clown-fish tried to fast travel?

You cannot fast travel when anemone is nearby.

What do you call a friendly immobile sea creature that offers you food and lodging?

An amenable anemone with amenities.

Two fish are in a tank...

...And one fish says "you man the guns, I'l drive!"

(laugh track)

Suddenly, the fish points to the horizon and says "What is that over there?" The other fish then exclaims "That's anemone! I can sea him!"

[OC] Does the Clown Fish have an enemy?

Anemone is its friend.

What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

I wanted to be friends with...

Hoping to become friends, I started talking to a sea anemone. After a couple minutes of talking, I asked him about his family, and he became hostile.

It was a touchy topic.

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...it's like what the mussel said to the clam...

I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"

Anemone joke, ...it's like what the mussel said to the clam...

I lost all my exotic sea creatures

And I can't buy them back because I don't have anemone.

I thought the sea urchin was my friend

but it was anemone.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What do you call the greatest sea flower rapper of all time?

An Eminem Anemone

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What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?

Anemone of the state.

What do fish say when they are playing Call Of Duty?

I Sea Anemone.

Im really sorry.

"What's the biggest complaint a sea anemone gets on dates?"

"They're too touchy feely."

"That's gotta sting."

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

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