The Best 5 Anemic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anemic jokes. There are some anemic storyline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anemic lethargic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anemic Jokes and Puns

English Football joke.

A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a

breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man

is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'

So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then

pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please

do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting pissed off asks

him to take a urine test, finally the man pulled out his

Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a

Manchester United fan, please do not take the piss.

(Edit works with other teams as well.)

Why was Captain America anemic?

He wasn't getting enough iron, man.

Did you hear about the anemic guy that cut all the grass on earth in a square pattern?

He mow globe in cells

What do you call a vegetarian who is anemic?

I don't know, but it isn't very ironic.

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anemic sickly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anemic jenner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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