Cheeky Anemic Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
English Football joke.
A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a
breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man
is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'
So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then
pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please
do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting pissed off asks
him to take a urine test, finally the man pulled out his
Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a
Manchester United fan, please do not take the piss.
(Edit works with other teams as well.)
Why was Captain America anemic?
He wasn't getting enough iron, man.
Did you hear about the anemic guy that cut all the grass on earth in a square pattern?
He mow globe in cells
What do you call a vegetarian who is anemic?
I don't know, but it isn't very ironic.
What do anemic people drink?
Pale ale