The Best 7 Anemia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anemia jokes. There are some anemia diagnosis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anemia quarantine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anemia Jokes and Puns

What blood disease do communists get?

Hammer and sickle cell anemia.

TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia...

I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.

As schoolgirl skirts get shorter...

...anemia rates grow in Japan.

How did the black ice-cream truck driver die?

popsicle cell anemia

Why hasn't science found a cure for anemia yet?

You think they'd have it all ironed out by now.


What disease are black communists more susceptible to?

Hammer and sickle cell anemia

White kids won't get this...

Sickle-cell anemia

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anemia susceptible jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anemia sickle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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