The Best 8 Anecdote Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anecdote jokes. There are some anecdote antidote jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anecdote pun puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anecdote Jokes and Puns

It's important to have a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my best friends would still be alive.

An old Russian anecdote

I was driving to work one morning when I saw a woman in a neighboring car doing her makeup at the wheel. I was so surprised that I nearly dropped my razor into my coffee!

Before I begin today's lecture

I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.

Did you hear the one about the comedian that tried to come up with a joke about poisoned underwear?

He was searching for a brief anecdote.

My friend would be alive today...

if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.

>"Am I going to live?"

>"I don't know."

>"Read faster!"


Anecdote

- Daughter, why my bottle of whiskey half empty?
- Because you're a pessimist, Papa.

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

An anecdote from a tropical country.

Life is like a tire.

Sometimes, it's at the bottom

Sometimes, it's at the roof.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anecdote derive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anecdote joke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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