Comical Anecdote Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
It's important to have a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my best friends would still be alive.
An old Russian anecdote
I was driving to work one morning when I saw a woman in a neighboring car doing her makeup at the wheel. I was so surprised that I nearly dropped my razor into my coffee!
Before I begin today's lecture
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: s**... and its complications.
Did you hear the one about the comedian that tried to come up with a joke about poisoned underwear?
He was searching for a brief anecdote.
My friend would be alive today...
if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.
>"Am I going to live?"
>"I don't know."
>"Read faster!"
Anecdote
- Daughter, why my bottle of whiskey half empty?
- Because you're a pessimist, Papa.
What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?
Data
An anecdote from a tropical country.
Life is like a tire.
Sometimes, it's at the bottom
Sometimes, it's at the roof.
