Anecdote Jokes

Following is our collection of manifesto humor and antidote one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anecdote puns for adults, dirty facts jokes or clean pun gags for kids.

There is an abundance of derive jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on anecdote. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any joke witze you can hear about anecdote.

The Best jokes about Anecdote

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

**She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.**






Source: The furthest source I could track this anecdote back to was Henny Youngman

An old Russian anecdote

I was driving to work one morning when I saw a woman in a neighboring car doing her makeup at the wheel. I was so surprised that I nearly dropped my razor into my coffee!

Before I begin today's lecture

I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.

My friend would be alive today...

if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote.


>"Am I going to live?"

>"I don't know."

>"Read faster!"

Did you hear the one about the comedian that tried to come up with a joke about poisoned underwear?

He was searching for a brief anecdote.


Anecdote

- Daughter, why my bottle of whiskey half empty?
- Because you're a pessimist, Papa.

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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