Following is our collection of Andy jokes which are very funny. There are some andy chris jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these andy pervs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
said Jessie, unaware of the horror that would ensue.
They may cremate, they Mayberry
she won't let me date black girls."
-Andy Breckman
Tennish! 🎾
Because he might come in Andy
He did not want to have to repeat himself.
Andy Rawdick
Sister: "Andy, would you still talk to me if I lost both my front teeth?"
Me: "I would talk to you about getting fake teeth."
Sheriff Andy Taylor
Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!
OP's mom
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lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?
Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?
by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint
Andy has diabetes
By trying button stuff.
Andy Duframed
Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry
OP's mom.
About ten-ish.
Just think of how idyllic and peaceful the whole community was.
What did the main characters all have in common? Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Gomer, Floyd the barber, Helen, Clara Jean, Aunt Bea, Goober, Harold......they were all SINGLE.
The only married character was Otis, and he was drunk all the time!
I said "Yes - but the clowns sort of scare me."
So he could see barn every day.
**Andy:** Carl, why was the clutch in my car broken after i lent it to you?
**Carl:** Well don't you look at me, i didn't even touch the thing!
They're the tolkien white guys of the film.
And you're gayer than Oscar.
Boom, Roasted.
His father replies, "Sorry, Son: You can't have it both ways."
[attrib: Andy Stein on one of the PHC "Joke Shows"]
They have little Andy in.
Andy's "Woody" wasn't quite what she was expecting.
Andy and Ed are off hunting on a hot summer's day, when all of a sudden Ed collapses, seizing and foaming at the mouth. Andy panics and instantly whips out his phone to call 911.
"I think my friend is dead!" Andy frantically yells into the phone.
"Ok, calm down sir. Let's take this one step at a time. First, let's make sure he's actually dead."
There's a silence, then two shots are heard. Back on the phone, Andy says, "Ok, now what?"
A teacher is having a lesson about good deeds.
She teaches the kids to help people cross the road and such.
The next day a group of kids go over to the teacher and one of them says:
Hey teacher, Me, Zach, Andy, George, Tom, John and Luke helped a lady to cross the street.
The teacher asked:
Why so many of you?
The kids answer:
She wasnt crossing.
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