Andromeda Jokes

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Andromeda Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...

Fix for Mass Effect Andromeda f**... animations

Turn on subtitles

What did Andromeda say when it collided with the Milky Way?

Oh, starry!

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