Androids Jokes

Following is our collection of ios humor and smartphone one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Androids puns for adults, dirty nightmares jokes or clean electric gags for kids.

There is an abundance of inception jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on androids. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any technicians witze you can hear about androids.

The Best jokes about Androids

Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

Why don't robots like apples?

They're androids.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common?

They both really hate Androids.

TIL Sir Patrick Stewart refuses to own an iPhone.

He prefers Androids!


How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Only the Welsh ones.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but it takes a lot of ram.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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