The Best 9 Androids Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Androids jokes. There are some androids smartphone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these androids electric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Androids Jokes and Puns

Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

Why don't robots like apples?

They're androids.

What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common?

They both really hate Androids.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

TIL Sir Patrick Stewart refuses to own an iPhone.

He prefers Androids!


How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Only the Welsh ones.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but it takes a lot of ram.

do androids dream of electric sheep?

Not unless they're Welsh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the androids inception jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working androids technicians piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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