The Best 15 Android Phones Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Android Phones jokes. There are some android phones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these android phones puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Android Phones Jokes and Puns

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

Why do all doctors use Android phones?

Because an Apple keeps them away

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"



"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.



"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

Last night I was thinking to myself "I wonder how much Google really knows about me?"

But then my Android phone texted me the message "not much". So I feel better now.

Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones...

... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!


I want it my way

I told my wife she can only get an iPhone, but if she isn't going to get one then I'm just getting her a cheap Android phone. She tried to argue with me, but I wouldn't have it.

I said, "Baby... it's my way or the Huawei."

Did you know that God uses Android phones?

It's because he made the galaxy and the apple is forbidden.

My phone started to act weird when I researched buying a new phone.

It became a Paranoid Android.

The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...

I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."

Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say "Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"

You're welcome

Android phone can be so annoying

Just received a notification that my bible needs update, for what exactly?
Has Adam eaten another apple.

You can explore android phones reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean android phones dad jokes. There are also android phones puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the best screen grabber for Windows 10?

An Android phone.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

TIL How to become an Android Developer

Go to Settings > About Phone and tap on "Build Number" 7 times.

Why were Android phones banned in Australia?

The customers had a bad habit of rooting them.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the android phones jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working android phones piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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