Hilarious Android Phone Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?
Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
Why do all doctors use Android phones?
Because an Apple keeps them away
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
Last night I was thinking to myself "I wonder how much Google really knows about me?"
But then my Android phone texted me the message "not much". So I feel better now.
I wish orange was a common color option for android phones
Would make it easier to compare them to Apples.
Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones...
... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!
I want it my way
I told my wife she can only get an iPhone, but if she isn't going to get one then I'm just getting her a cheap Android phone. She tried to argue with me, but I wouldn't have it.
I said, "Baby... it's my way or the Huawei."
Did you know that God uses Android phones?
It's because he made the galaxy and the apple is forbidden.
My phone started to act weird when I researched buying a new phone.
It became a Paranoid Android.
The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...
I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."
Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say "Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"
You're welcome
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Android phone can be so annoying
Just received a notification that my bible needs update, for what exactly?
Has Adam eaten another apple.
What's the best screen grabber for Windows 10?
An Android phone.
Why did Snow White buy an android phone?
She thought the apple was poisoned.
TIL How to become an Android Developer
Go to Settings > About Phone and tap on "Build Number" 7 times.
Why were Android phones banned in Australia?
The customers had a bad habit of rooting them.
