Android Jokes

Funniest Android Short Jokes

Short android jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The android humour may include short mobile jokes also.

1. Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones? Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
2. Eve gets an apple Eve: I got an Apple.
   Adam: ...
   
   Eve: ...
   Adam: ...
   Eve: What?
   Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.
   Eve: The serpent said this was better.
3. Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan.
4. Last night I was thinking to myself "I wonder how much Google really knows about me?" But then my Android phone texted me the message "not much". So I feel better now.
5. To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own: We're rooting for you!
6. I wish orange was a common color option for android phones Would make it easier to compare them to Apples.
7. iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
8. Last night I dropped my phone on my face... Well I geuss my android has turned into an eye phone.
9. A recent survey says women prefer 4-5 inches over 6 inches and bigger, citing a "better fit" being one of the top reasons While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.
10. What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root.

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Android One Liners

Which android one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with android? I can suggest the ones about apple and apps.

1. Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
2. What do you call a melancholy Android? A sigh borg.
3. What do you get when you teach Android grammar? A droid
4. Why do all doctors use Android phones? Because an Apple keeps them away
5. Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack
6. Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones... ... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!
7. How do you trigger an Android fanboy? Sent from my iPhone
8. Why does Snow White own an Android? Because she hates Apples.
9. Which setting does Captain America search for in his Android Settings? Language!
10. Why don't robots like apples? They're androids.
11. Android group chats be like Laughed at Android group chats be like
12. What do you call someone who always talks about apple products? An android user.
13. What do you call an Android with perfect grammar? A droid.
14. Why do androids go to Africa to party? Because Botswana have fun.
15. What famous humanoid robot wrote Phantom of the Opera? Android Lloyd Webber

Iphone Android Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone android jokes and even better iphone android puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common? They both really hate Androids.
• TIL Sir Patrick Stewart refuses to own an iPhone. He prefers Androids!
• Man buys an iPhone X. A man was devastated after purchasing an Iphone X with Android features ...
  Well, you could say that was uneXpected. I mean, he expected apple but IOno
• Apple is copying Android and using food names for iPhone software updates... Unveiled just today, the latest update is called \*\*Ketchup\*\*.
• Sigourney Weaver uses iPhone Because she hates Android.
• What do you call a person who sends messages on both an Android and an iPhone? Bitextual
• android fanboys hating on iPhone and its users for years Blew up in their face.
  (GALAXY NOTE 7 JOKE)
• Seven Why was iPhone 7 afraid of Android 7 ?
  Android 7 exploded...
• How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Android Phone Jokes

Here is a list of funny android phone jokes and even better android phone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that God uses Android phones? It's because he made the galaxy and the apple is forbidden.
• My phone started to act weird when I researched buying a new phone. It became a Paranoid Android.
• The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However... I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."
• Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say "Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?" You're welcome
• Android phone can be so annoying Just received a notification that my bible needs update, for what exactly?
  Has Adam eaten another apple.
• What's the best screen grabber for Windows 10? An Android phone.
• TIL How to become an Android Developer Go to Settings > About Phone and tap on "Build Number" 7 times.
• Why were Android phones banned in Australia? The customers had a bad habit of rooting them.
• Did I record my friend Sam's opera performance with an Android or Apple phone? I used a SamSung.
• What do you get if you cover your android phone with cheese and put it into the oven? Toast Huawei

Android Users Jokes

Here is a list of funny android users jokes and even better android users puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.
• Android users won't get this. Update.

Ios Android Jokes

Here is a list of funny ios android jokes and even better ios android puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Some say that iOS is better, while some say that Android is better. But at the end of the day... it is night.
• { Awesome Share } Castle Clash Hack Tool 100% Working on Android, Ios - Download Now!
• Microsoft released Microsoft Edge for iOs and Android You finally have the #1 browse to download real browsers now for mobile.

Amusing & Witty Android Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about android you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean desktop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make android pranks.