Following is our collection of Android jokes which are very funny. There are some android emojis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these android smartphone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Thank god Adele uses android
at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.
A droid
While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.
You're welcome
How do we know apple won't be around long?
Because Captain Picard uses an android.
Because Botswana have fun.
She's Got The Jack
Boot Loops
Sent from my iPhone
... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!
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I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."
but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
He already has an android, and it came with a data plan.
And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I would get the iPhone I wanted. If I didn't go to church, I would get a crappy low end android.
She said it was Yahweh or the Huawei.
Not unless they're Welsh
They really like rooting.
Because she hates Apples.
Vitamin A, because it improves Vision.
A droid.
It became a Paranoid Android.
Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
Eve: I got an Apple.
Adam: ...
Eve: ...
Adam: ...
Eve: What?
Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.
Eve: The serpent said this was better.
An android user.
Bitextual
By giving them an Android tablet!
Only the Welsh ones.
An Android phone.
If Zuckerburg was a Radiohead song, what song would he be?
Paranoid Android.
You finally have the #1 browse to download real browsers now for mobile.
Unveiled just today, the latest update is called \*\*Ketchup\*\*.
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Croatia
but notice they own an android
We're rooting for you!
Row bot.
Laughed at Android group chats be like
...It won't have the same impact.
It's because he made the galaxy and the apple is forbidden.
She was later arrested and charged with battery.
Just received a notification that my bible needs update, for what exactly?
Has Adam eaten another apple.
Android Lloyd Webber
Because an Apple keeps them away
Well I geuss my android has turned into an eye phone.
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