Android Jokes

Following is our collection of macs humor and emojis one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Android puns for adults, dirty siri jokes or clean smartphone gags for kids.

There is an abundance of charger jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 44 funniest jokes on android. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any tablet witze you can hear about android.

The Best jokes about Android

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

Eve gets an apple

Eve: I got an Apple.

Adam: ...

Eve: ...

Adam: ...

Eve: What?

Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.

Eve: The serpent said this was better.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone

He already has an android, and it came with a data plan.

To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:

We're rooting for you!

iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends...

...It won't have the same impact.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones...

... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!

A recent survey says women prefer 4-5 inches over 6 inches and bigger, citing a "better fit" being one of the top reasons

While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.

How do you trigger an Android fanboy?

Sent from my iPhone

Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...

but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.

Why does Snow White own an Android?

Because she hates Apples.

I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone...

And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I would get the iPhone I wanted. If I didn't go to church, I would get a crappy low end android.

She said it was Yahweh or the Huawei.

Android group chats be like

Laughed at Android group chats be like

My phone started to act weird when I researched buying a new phone.

It became a Paranoid Android.

What do you call someone who always talks about apple products?

An android user.

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Did you know that God uses Android phones?

It's because he made the galaxy and the apple is forbidden.

The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...

I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."

What do you call an Android with perfect grammar?

A droid.

Apple iCloud was hacked releasing nude pictures of celebrities all over the internet

Thank god Adele uses android

Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say "Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"

You're welcome

An android inexplicably shut down in the middle of a bar fight.

She was later arrested and charged with battery.

What famous humanoid robot wrote Phantom of the Opera?

Android Lloyd Webber

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Android phone can be so annoying

Just received a notification that my bible needs update, for what exactly?
Has Adam eaten another apple.

In light of Mark Zuckerburg offloading as much Facebook stock as he can...

If Zuckerburg was a Radiohead song, what song would he be?

Paranoid Android.

What's an Android developer's favourite cereal?

Boot Loops

What's the best screen grabber for Windows 10?

An Android phone.

What do you call an android in a boat?

Row bot.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Tim Cook officially came out of the closet...

at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.

A lot of parents don't know that there is another way to entertain children rather than by giving them an iPad.

By giving them an Android tablet!

Star trek predicting future technology?

How do we know apple won't be around long?
Because Captain Picard uses an android.

What should Tony Stark use to update his android friend, who is worthy enough to pick up Mjolnir?

Vitamin A, because it improves Vision.

Why do Australian nymphomaniacs prefer Android?

They really like rooting.

Microsoft released Microsoft Edge for iOs and Android

You finally have the #1 browse to download real browsers now for mobile.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Only the Welsh ones.

Android vs Apple

The Android vs Apple argument is basicly the same as the US vs other countries; More freedom, less security.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but it takes a lot of ram.

What's Morris Day's favorite version of Android?


Why does Data the android cost Starfleet so much money?

Because Data is enterprise hardware.

Y'all Ever See Love At First Sight?

but notice they own an android

TIL How to become an Android Developer

Go to Settings > About Phone and tap on "Build Number" 7 times.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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