Howlingly Hilarious Andrews Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
Julie Andrews withdraws her endorsement
Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Revlon Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.
In a statement she said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis."
A woman and a man are in court...
A woman, named Mrs. Andrews, and a man, named Mr. Roberts, are in court.
Judge: Mr. Roberts, you are guilty of the defamation of Mrs. Andrews, for calling her a pig. From now on, you are not allowed to call Mrs. Andrews a pig.
Mr Roberts: But can I call a pig Mrs. Andrews?
Judge: I see no harm in that, so yes.
Mr. Roberts looks Mrs. Andrews in the eye and says, Hello, Mrs. Andrews.
What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?
They both made habits fashionable.
