The Best 3 Andrews Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Andrews jokes. There are some andrews agnes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these andrews prince andrew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Andrews Jokes and Puns

Julie Andrews withdraws her endorsement

Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Revlon Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.

In a statement she said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis."

A woman and a man are in court...

A woman, named Mrs. Andrews, and a man, named Mr. Roberts, are in court.

Judge: Mr. Roberts, you are guilty of the defamation of Mrs. Andrews, for calling her a pig. From now on, you are not allowed to call Mrs. Andrews a pig.

Mr Roberts: But can I call a pig Mrs. Andrews?

Judge: I see no harm in that, so yes.

Mr. Roberts looks Mrs. Andrews in the eye and says, Hello, Mrs. Andrews.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the andrews kathy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working andrews issippi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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