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j**...'s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate
The small sausage
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says "We named my son George because he was born on St. George's Day".
The Scotsman says "Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's Day"
The Irishman says "I can't believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake"
My mate has two tickets for the England vs Croatia game on Wednesday
He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah
I asked my wife if she was cheating on me. She replied, "No, Eric. You think I would stoop that low?"
My name is Andrew...
King Charles has announced that he will be sending his best two Helicopter pilots to Ukraine for the war.
Their names are Andrew and Harry
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What were the British v**... Islands named for?
Having the rare privilege to not have prince andrew visit. Yet...
I met a man on the London bridge joke
As the sun set on the ridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name and cheated at the guessing game.
What was the man’s name?
The man’s name is Andrew.
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Prince Andrew has been named in a US s**... lawsuit
I wonder how many kids received a royal bollocking.
A Jewish joke my Jewish grandfather sent me.
One day at kindergarten the teacher said she would give anyone 10 dollars if they could tell her who the most famous man who ever lived.
A little Irish boy said, "It was St. Patrick!"
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry Sean, but no."
A young Scottish boy said, "It was St. Andrew!"
The teacher replied, "Sorry Hamish, but that is not correct."
Finally, a young Jewish boy named Marvin raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher replied, "Yes Marvin, that is correct! Come up here and I will give you your 10 dollars!"
As Marvin was being paid, the teacher said, 'You know, you being Jewish and all, I never thought you would say 'Jesus Christ.'"
Marvin replied, "Well, I know in my heart i knew it was Moses, but business is business."
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