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Short andrew name puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The andrew name humour may include short prince andrew jokes also.

  1. I asked my wife if she was cheating on me. She replied, "No, Eric. You think I would stoop that low?" My name is Andrew...
  2. King Charles has announced that he will be sending his best two Helicopter pilots to Ukraine for the war. Their names are Andrew and Harry
  3. I met a man on the London bridge joke As the sun set on the ridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name and cheated at the guessing game.
    What was the man’s name?
    The man’s name is Andrew.
  4. What were the British v**... Islands named for? Having the rare privilege to not have prince andrew visit. Yet...
  5. Prince Andrew has been named in a US s**... lawsuit I wonder how many kids received a royal bollocking.

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Which andrew name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with andrew name? I can suggest the ones about thomas name and author name.

  1. j**...'s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate The small sausage

Andrew Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about andrew name you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean celebrity name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make andrew name prank.

A woman and a man are in court...

A woman, named Mrs. Andrews, and a man, named Mr. Roberts, are in court.
Judge: Mr. Roberts, you are guilty of the defamation of Mrs. Andrews, for calling her a pig. From now on, you are not allowed to call Mrs. Andrews a pig.
Mr Roberts: But can I call a pig Mrs. Andrews?
Judge: I see no harm in that, so yes.
Mr. Roberts looks Mrs. Andrews in the eye and says, Hello, Mrs. Andrews.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says "We named my son George because he was born on St. George's Day".

The Scotsman says "Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's Day"
The Irishman says "I can't believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake"

My mate has two tickets for the England vs Croatia game on Wednesday

He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah

4 men sit anxiously outside the maternity unit ...

... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies
The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George."
The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew."
The Welshman said, "My boy was born on St David's Day, and I just had to call him David!"
The Irishman spoke up, "Ah, sure, it was just the same with our Pancake!"

A Jewish joke my Jewish grandfather sent me.

One day at kindergarten the teacher said she would give anyone 10 dollars if they could tell her who the most famous man who ever lived.
A little Irish boy said, "It was St. Patrick!"
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry Sean, but no."
A young Scottish boy said, "It was St. Andrew!"
The teacher replied, "Sorry Hamish, but that is not correct."
Finally, a young Jewish boy named Marvin raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher replied, "Yes Marvin, that is correct! Come up here and I will give you your 10 dollars!"
As Marvin was being paid, the teacher said, 'You know, you being Jewish and all, I never thought you would say 'Jesus Christ.'"
Marvin replied, "Well, I know in my heart i knew it was Moses, but business is business."

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