Witty Andreas Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
California hasn't fallen into the sea, so apparently it worked.
Back in the 1970's there was a cult in California who believed that they could save California by appeasing the San Andreas. There were parts of San Andreas that literally gaped open wide, and members of the cult were noted for throwing all their earthly possessions down into the amazingly deep cracks in the Earth's crust. Of course, skeptics accused the cult of being merely generous to a fault.
I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it
Despite its faults.
What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?
This is all your fault!
I Just watched San Andreas yesterday. Completely unbelivable.
I mean. The Central Valley was green.
Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?
San Andreas fault.
I just gave all my life savings to the San Andreas foundation.
You might say I'm generous to a fault.
If Murphy's Law is correct,
then everything east of the San Andreas fault line will slide into the ocean.
"San Andreas" starring The Rock is a great movie but it could never be perfect...
Because there is one enormous fault
Citizens of California are trying to split the state into three separate states
before the San Andreas Fault line does
North America blames Pacific for his extreme build up of stress. Pacific replies "It's not my fault"
It's San Andreas fault.
Anyone seen the movie San Andreas?
I heard it had it's faults
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I got caught throwing gifts into the San Andreas Fault.
But I have always been generous to a fault.
Who Did Governor j**... Brown Blame for Damage of the Earth Quake?
He said it was San Andreas fault.
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