Andreas Jokes

Following is our collection of tobias humor and greg one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Andreas puns for adults, dirty damage jokes or clean erik gags for kids.

There is an abundance of movie jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on andreas. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any governor witze you can hear about andreas.

The Best jokes about Andreas

California hasn't fallen into the sea, so apparently it worked.

Back in the 1970's there was a cult in California who believed that they could save California by appeasing the San Andreas. There were parts of San Andreas that literally gaped open wide, and members of the cult were noted for throwing all their earthly possessions down into the amazingly deep cracks in the Earth's crust. Of course, skeptics accused the cult of being merely generous to a fault.

I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it

Despite its faults.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

I just gave all my life savings to the San Andreas foundation.

You might say I'm generous to a fault.

I Just watched San Andreas yesterday. Completely unbelivable.

I mean. The Central Valley was green.

If Murphy's Law is correct,

then everything east of the San Andreas fault line will slide into the ocean.

I got caught throwing gifts into the San Andreas Fault.

But I have always been generous to a fault.

Who Did Governor Jerry Brown Blame for Damage of the Earth Quake?

He said it was San Andreas fault.


"San Andreas" starring The Rock is a great movie but it could never be perfect...

Because there is one enormous fault

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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