Andre Jokes

Following is our collection of geoff humor and antoinette one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Andre puns for adults, dirty tolkien jokes or clean nicolas gags for kids.

There is an abundance of evan jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on andre. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any eminem witze you can hear about andre.

The Best jokes about Andre

Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before.

Get it?



Andrea and the dog

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 released an album together.

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Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached.

You could say it was unpresidented.

Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic...

I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.


Eminem, 50 Cent and Andre from Outkast get together to produce a new single.

50 Cent says, 'I'll make the beat.'


Eminem says, 'I'll release it on my label and deal with the promo.'


Andre says, 'I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write'

Andrew Jackson being on the $20 bill makes sense

It foreshadowed how 2020 would be a trail of tears.

Anyone know any Andrew Jackson jokes?

I'm doing a skit about Andrew Jackson and need some jokes.

Mr Andrew went to see a doctor about a pain during walking problem.

Since foot was not the doctor's specialty, the doctor recommended him to visit a podiatrist few blocks away.

At the specialist clinic, the podiatrist was optimistic. He declared confidently, "I'll have you walking in an hour!".

Later Mr Andrew return to the doctor's clinic on foot. The doctor was shocked . "How did he cure you in an hour?" the doctor asked.

"The secret lies in the consultation," said Mr Andrew.
"I had to sell my car to pay for it"

Andrew: I am done with you... period!

Bryan: Oh yeah? Well I'm done with you... BLOOD!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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