Andor Jokes

Following is our collection of accident humor and diapers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Andor puns for adults, dirty feed jokes or clean catheter gags for kids.

There is an abundance of time jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on andor. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any accent witze you can hear about andor.

The Best jokes about Andor

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon

They'll think it was France

Coyote Problem

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.

Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!"

Schrödinger gets pulled over by a cop...

When the officer walks up to the window and asks Schrödinger for his license and registration, the psychologist seems to be a little off. Not sure if Schrödinger is drunk and/or on drugs, the officer asks him to step out of the car so he can perform a sobriety test. Schrödinger passes with flying colors, but he's now fidgeting and unable to make eye contact with the officer. The officer thinks that there may be something in the car, so he gets Schrödinger's permission to search the vehicle. He finds nothing in the glove compartment nor in the backseat. The only place the officer hasn't checked yet is the trunk. When he opens it, he's shocked at what he finds.
Officer: Sir, do you know that you have a dead cat in your trunk?
Schrödinger: Well, now I do...

I work in a hospital.

The neonatal intensive care unit is one of the toughest places to work. Rooms full of babies who were born too early and/or far too sick. It's really sad what you see.

One of the worst cases I ever saw, a baby was born with no eyelids. A very rare case that happens to 1 in every 500,000 kids. It took days for doctors to figure out what to do.

Finally, they decided to transfer foreskin to the face to act as eye lids. Amazingly, it worked.

The kid turned out just fine, he's just a little cock-eyed.

Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?

A: the defendant

Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)

For the young and/or foreign:

Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia‎
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.

Anyone have any Russian and/or Joesph Stalin jokes?

I need some jokes for class and they don't have to be funny. Thanks and make sure they are about Russia or Stalin.

A man goes to the doctor

And tells him he that every time he and his wife become intimate, it refuses service. And that he just can't get it up.

The doctor advises him to use his imagination more, watch adult material and/or use adult toys to spice things up a bit.

After a couple of days the man calls his doctor and tells him the problem still exists.

So the doctor invited the man and his wife to stop by his office for a talk.
When they arrive he asks the man a couple of questions about their sex-life.

He then asks the wife to undress and and watches her pose in various positions before he asks her to get dressed again.

Then the doctor says to the man: " It's not you, with a wife looking like that, I can't get it up either."

Heisenberg's wife was unhappy...

because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.

Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.

Once upon a time... evil witch put a curse on a prince, which only allowed him to say and/or write one word per year, and could only be broken through mairrage. Well, shortly after recieving the curse, the prince fell in love with the most beautiful of princesses in all of the land.

So the prince waited *thirteen long years,* saving his words up for one sentence that he said to the princess one fateful morning.

"Madam, I love you and have for many years. Will you marry me?" The prince said after carefully plotting out his words,

The princess turned around and said "Come again?"

REQUEST: Jokes about Italians

I vaguely remember a joke about Italians talking with their hands, maybe while driving and/or on cell phones. If anyone remembers a joke like this, I will give them all of my upvote.

A joke for those who are not exactly tech savvy.

Your computer and/or phone is now infected with a dangerous virus. Comment your personal info to receive instructions on how to remove.

What do you call an ocean full of dogs and(or) cats?

The Pawcific

I'm sorry.If its offensive and/or not funny.

One black and One white person walk into a bar. Only black guy comes out of the bar running.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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