The Best 13 Andor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Andor jokes. There are some andor diapers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these andor catheter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Andor Jokes and Puns

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon

They'll think it was France

Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?

A: the defendant

Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)

For the young and/or foreign:

Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendantβ€Ž
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.

Anyone have any Russian and/or Joesph Stalin jokes?

I need some jokes for class and they don't have to be funny. Thanks and make sure they are about Russia or Stalin.

Andor joke, Anyone have any Russian and/or Joesph Stalin jokes?

Heisenberg's wife was unhappy...

because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.

Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.

A soldier's wife has just returned from her insurance provider and is looking very, very unhappy

"What's the matter?" Her friend asked.

"I went to get my husband covered privately, but the fine print stated: no payouts when the holder dies as a result of an explosion and/or from injuries sustained in an explosion," she replied.

"Oh? So why would that make you unhappy?" Her friend asked.

"Well, it's too late to stop the freaking timer now!"


Stop me if you heard this...

Cows, sheep, goats, and/or reindeer.

REQUEST: Jokes about Italians

I vaguely remember a joke about Italians talking with their hands, maybe while driving and/or on cell phones. If anyone remembers a joke like this, I will give them all of my upvote.

Andor joke, REQUEST: Jokes about Italians

A joke for those who are not exactly tech savvy.

Your computer and/or phone is now infected with a dangerous virus. Comment your personal info to receive instructions on how to remove.

What do you call an ocean full of dogs and(or) cats?

The Pawcific

I'm sorry.If its offensive and/or not funny.

One black and One white person walk into a bar. Only black guy comes out of the bar running.

Popular scientific opinion about food is like sunshine

Cold today, super hot tomorrow, known to the state of California to cause cancer and/or birth defects the day after tomorrow.

You can explore andor accident reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean andor feed dad jokes. There are also andor puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A friend claims she made this joke and I'm testing if it's authentic and/or funny

An Indian went to Brown university to do research.
He was born to be a Brown fellow.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the andor time jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working andor accent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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