The Best 6 Andes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Andes jokes. There are some andes coffee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these andes incan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Andes Jokes and Puns

I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes...

It was a blunt-force llama.

What's some good advice if you're going into the Andes Mountains?

Bring a jacket, it's pretty Chile.

God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...

He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.

Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"

God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."

What country does every one called Andy come from?

Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!

I was a little mad today. My flight went all the way across the Andes and all i got was a bag of peanuts to eat...

I heard another flight went only halfway over and they got a whole rugby player


How likely is it that a ginger lived in the Andes Mountains in the 15th century?

Incanceivable

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the andes colombia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working andes airbus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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