The Best 16 Anderson Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Anderson jokes. There are some anderson webb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anderson robinson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Anderson Jokes and Puns
Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.
Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, ninni laaksonen, Cassandra searless, Mariah billado, Victoria Hughes, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, and Samantha holvey.
Whenever she was asked her name, a little girl told people, I'm Mr. Anderson's daughter.
Her mother told her this was wrong. Instead, she must say, "I'm Sarah Anderson."
At the grocery store she was approached by a friend of her fathers. He asked, "Aren't you Mr. Anderson's daughter?"
Sarah replied, "I thought I was, but my mother says I'm not."
Gillian Anderson of the x files just lost custody of her 12 year old boy following a long legal battle.
She is now Gillian Withouterson.
I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook.
Request denied, Principle Anderson.
Mr. Johnson was playing in his frontyard with his fav grandson Toby when he saw Toby's teacher approaching
Mr. Johnson : "Toby go hide now, boy. It's your teacher. Aren't you skipping school?"
Toby : "Oh no! You go hide grandpa! Quick! Now!"
Mr. Johnson "Why should I? You're the one skipping school here!"
Toby : "That's the problem, grandpa. I told Mr. Anderson you died this morning. That's why i'm skipping school"
A woman whose husband had entered the Navy, gave the pastor of her church a note just as he was mounting to the pulpit one Sunday morning.
The note said John Anderson, having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
The minister in haste picked up the slip and read aloud,
John Anderson having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safely .
What did Coriander name his son?
Corey Anderson.
Santa and Banta
Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
CNN Turkey was forcibly taken of the air
I hope Anderson Couper's alright.
What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?
Anderson Pooper
What do you call a shooting that happens at MD Anderson?
A Mass Shooting.
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Wes Anderson is also known as
Lars von Geometrier
China just debuted it's first totally AI news anchor..
At least now Anderson Cooper isn't the only robot we have to watch.
Michelle Wolf's Best Joke at the Correspondents' Dinner
Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay.
Why American Names Are Like – Jackson, Wilson, Markson.....
Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson
Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.
In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy.
Unfortunately, they just missed each other.
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