Anderson Jokes

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The Best jokes about Anderson

Whenever she was asked her name, a little girl told people, I'm Mr. Anderson's daughter.

Her mother told her this was wrong. Instead, she must say, "I'm Sarah Anderson."

At the grocery store she was approached by a friend of her fathers. He asked, "Aren't you Mr. Anderson's daughter?"

Sarah replied, "I thought I was, but my mother says I'm not."

Mike Anderson was in the hospital...

He knows that his end is imminent, so he gathers his family:

His wife, his daughter and both of his sons.
He also asks for a nurse, two witnesses and his last will to be recorded.

 


Then he starts speaking:
"Brian, my oldest son, I want you to get castle avenue.

Saskia, my daughter, you get the apartments in the East End.

Jamie, my youngest son, you shall take over the office blocks downtown.

And Sarah, my beloved wife, I'll leave you the apartments in Hackney."

 


After Mike had died the nurse said:

"Mrs Anderson, your husband surely had to work hard to gather that much property!"


"Property?", Mrs Anderson replied, "My husband delivered newspapers!"

I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook.

Request denied, Principle Anderson.

What did Coriander name his son?

Corey Anderson.

So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch...

Teacher says to Jimmy:

"So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch and I knock one down with a stone, how many birds will be left on the porch?"
"None, Ms. Anderson. Once I knock the first one, all the others will be flying away"
"No Jimmy, the correct answer was 4, but I do like the way you think"

After a while Jimmy Raises his hand.

"Yes Jimmy?"
"Miss Anderson, say you are looking at three women eating an ice cream cone, one is licking it, one is biting it and one is sucking it. How do you tell which one's the married one?"
"Well, the one sucking it I suppose"
"No Miss Anderson, It's the one that's wearing a ring, but I do like the way you think!"


A woman whose husband had entered the Navy, gave the pastor of her church a note just as he was mounting to the pulpit one Sunday morning.

The note said John Anderson, having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
The minister in haste picked up the slip and read aloud,
John Anderson having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safely .

Santa and Banta

Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?


Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

CNN Turkey was forcibly taken of the air

I hope Anderson Couper's alright.

What do you call a shooting that happens at MD Anderson?

A Mass Shooting.

China just debuted it's first totally AI news anchor..

At least now Anderson Cooper isn't the only robot we have to watch.


Wes Anderson is also known as

Lars von Geometrier

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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