Uproarious Anders Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS
He will now go by: Ernie Anders.
TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders.
"Sorry, wrong sub"
Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS
His new name is Ernie Anders
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
Anders Celsius died when he was 43 years old
although his rival Farenheit was convinced he was 109
Bernie Sanders to cut the BS
Now wants to be called Ernie Anders
Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name.
He's changing it to Ernie Anders.
What is blond and disturbs camping trips?
Anders Breivik
"Mom I have started dating our neighbour..."
"Anders?! But honey, he could be your father!" says mom.
Daughter replies "Mom, age is just a number!"
"I wasn't talking about his age!"