The Best 9 Anders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anders jokes. There are some anders vital jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anders wilder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anders Jokes and Puns

Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS

He will now go by: Ernie Anders.

TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders.

"Sorry, wrong sub"

Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS

His new name is Ernie Anders

My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales

I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!

Bernie Sanders to cut the BS

Now wants to be called Ernie Anders


Anders Celsius died when he was 43 years old

although his rival Farenheit was convinced he was 109

Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name.

He's changing it to Ernie Anders.

"Mom I have started dating our neighbour..."

"Anders?! But honey, he could be your father!" says mom.

Daughter replies "Mom, age is just a number!"

"I wasn't talking about his age!"

What is blond and disturbs camping trips?

Anders Breivik

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anders nominate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anders ernie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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