The Best 8 Ancient History Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ancient History jokes. There are some ancient history jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ancient history puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ancient History Jokes and Puns

I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course

I failed because Greek mythology is my Achilles horse

A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,

New Roman.

My least favorite subject in school was Ancient History.

The teachers tended to Babylon

My friend Victor is a historian

He invited me to a party at his house and started introducing me to all his colleagues.
This is Victor, he's a historian of the renaissance. The guy next to him is Victor Jr, he's a historian of ancient Egypt. And those two guys over there are Victor and Victor, they are doing great work on Mesopotamian farming practices.
I was like wow, history really is written by you guys huh?

A brief history of Ancient Greek culture

Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.

Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.


History teaches us that people developed their last names in ancient times for doing what they were known for in a village.

If, for example, your last name is "Smith" then chances are your family line had some artisan blacksmiths to boot.

I wonder what the last name "Dickinson" meant for people back in those days?

Only people who paid attention in history class will remember...

What work of ancient law is the Roman Twelve Tables similar to?

The Code of Harambe

I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago.

It feels like ancient history.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ancient history jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ancient history piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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