Ancient Greek Jokes

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Best Short Ancient Greek Jokes

These are our top ancient greek puns. Have fun with a good ancient greek joke in English with simple ancient greek humour.

1. In Ancient Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human doctor. He was the Centaur for Disease Control.
2. Made this one up at work today. There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
   His name was Popsicles.
3. I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course I failed because Greek mythology is my achilles horse
4. I learned that the vasectomy was invented by the Ancient Greek physician Euclipides. Euclipides nuts.
5. How did ancient Greeks keep tabs on their infants while they slept at night? They used a baby minotaur.
6. [Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
7. Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
8. Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"
9. A brief history of Ancient Greek culture Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
   Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
10. Two robbers broke into the Smithsonian today and stole an ancient Greek calendar. They both got 6 months.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these ancient greek jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ancient greek puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ancient Greek One Liners

Which ancient greek dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ancient greek?

1. Christians say "Jesus" Ancient Greek women say "Hey Zeus"
2. How did the Ancient Greeks pay for parking? They put money in Demeter.
3. How did the ancient Greek rabbit move around at night? He had a Hoplite.
4. What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops? Demeter.
5. What toothpaste brand did the Ancient Greeks use? Laurel-B
6. What do you call an ancient Greek throwing sport? Discus.
7. Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
8. An ancient greek statue goes to Hawaii. He said, "This looks strangely familiar."
9. Why did the Ancient Greeks build their fortresses on columns? To defend against rows!
10. How do you say m**...' in ancient greek? Oedipus.
11. The Ancient Greeks invented s**.... The Ancient Romans discovered women.

Ancient Greek Philosophers Jokes

Here is a list of funny ancient greek philosophers jokes and even better ancient greek philosophers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL that when Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher, noticed a p**...'s son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said, "Careful, son. Don't hit your father."

Amusing Ancient Greek Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about ancient greek to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ancient greek prank.

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