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Prophet.
He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.
The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"
The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
It was from ancient Greece.
The tailor looks at the clothes and says ah, Euripides
The man looks at the tailor and says yes. Eumenides?
How irrational.
Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
Lighting strikes were considered an "Act of God" by insurance companies.
He has a great sense of humors.
They were looking for weapons of math destruction.
I'll see myself out.
Mechanicles
It was Gods Playin' Gods Playin'
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Someone should tell Larry Nassar this isn't ancient Greece.
...and this was during the times of Ancient Greece.
I think they column pavilions.
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