Ancient Greece Jokes

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  1. How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two: Prophet.
  2. The elites and nobles of Ancient Greece would often pay Diogenes with grape or bread in exchange for his wisdom. It's food for thought.
  3. It's Ancient Greece and a playwright goes to a tailor to have his clothes fixed. The tailor looks at the clothes and says ah, Euripides
    The man looks at the tailor and says yes. Eumenides?
  4. Did you know that in ancient Greece, Hippasus was exiled for discovering that some numbers could not be described with simple whole numbers or fractions? How irrational.
  5. A brief history of Ancient Greek culture Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
    Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
  6. I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an "Act of God" by insurance companies.
  7. Why was Hippocrates the most popular doctor in Ancient Greece? He has a great sense of humors.
  8. Why did the Persians invade ancient Greece? They were looking for weapons of math destruction.
    I'll see myself out.
  9. There was once a time when being a politician was a respected profession... ...and this was during the times of Ancient Greece.
  10. You know those buildings in ancient Greece with all those pillars? I think they column pavilions.

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Ancient Greece One Liners

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  1. I saw a 2000 year old oil stain. It was from ancient Greece.
  2. What would you call a mechanic on Ancient Greece? Mechanicles
  3. In Ancient Greece It was Gods Playin' Gods Playin'
  4. What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease

Humorous Ancient Greece Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

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A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece

He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.
The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"
The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"

In ancient Greece, athletes had s**... with their trainers to show respect.

Someone should tell Larry Nassar this isn't ancient Greece.

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