Ancient Fart Jokes

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Ancient Fart Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good ancient fart joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I recently learned that humans farts have sounded the same since ancient Egypt.

We share a toot in common.

and oldie but a goodie

back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial

a young woman did not f**... in her husband’s lap.

I f**... just like the ancient pharaohs did…

I guess you could say we have a Tutankhamun.

The world's oldest recorded joke in history.

I'm a long-time fan of this sub-reddit and frequent up-voter, but I seldomly have anything funny to post, so here is the oldest joke in recorded history, dating back to 1900 BC (almost 4 thousand years ago from ancient Sumeria):
Q: What is something that has never before occurred since time immemorial?
A: A woman not f**... in her husband's lap.

Ancient Chinese proverb says

Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts?

It's true. They had a toot in common.

What did the Ancient Egyptians call the Pharaoh who f**... oddly?

Toot uncommon

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