Ancho Jokes

Following is our collection of barn humor and enchilada one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ancho puns for adults, dirty shepherd jokes or clean paprika gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Ancho

TV Anchor and A Shapherd

TV Anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?"

Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"

Anchor: "hmm! The black one"

Shepherd: "Grass"

Anchor: "And the white one?"

Shepherd: "Also Grass"

Anchor: "How do you bathe them?"

Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"

Anchor: "The black one"

Shepherd: "With water"

Anchor: "And the white one?"

Shepherd: "Also with water"

Anchor: "Where do you house them?"

Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"

Anchor: "The black one"

Shepherd: "In the large barn"

Anchor: "And the white one?"

Shepherd: "Also in the large barn"

Anchor: "Moron, If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?"

Shepherd: "Because the white goat is mine."

Anchor: "And the black one?

Shepherd: "That is also mine"

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TV Anchor and A Shepherd

TV anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?"
Shapherd: "Which one, the black one or the white one?"
Anchor: "hmm! The black one"
Shapherd: "Grass"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shapherd: "Also Grass"
Anchor: "How do you bathe them?"
Shapherd: "Which one, the black one or the white one?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shapherd: "With water"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shapherd: "Also with water"
Anchor: "Where do you house them?"
Shapherd: "Which one, the black one or the white one?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shapherd: "In the large barn"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shapherd: "Also in the large barn"
Anchor: "Moron, If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?"
Shapherd: "Because the white goat is mine."
Anchor: "And the black one?
Shapherd: "That is also mine"


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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